Fuck Witcha

Terroriser: anyone found evans phone? he doesnt have it and i dont think its in my car

Moo: i havent seen it but ill keep an eye out

Lui: we all will

Terroriser: you guys are still there?? thought you wouldve gone home already

Jon: brock threatened my bloodline if i didnt help him clean up :(

Moo: I DID NOT

WildHoe: havent seen the phone

Terroriser: thats fine just keep an eye out for it he can use mine if he really needs to

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and Kryoz

Terroriser: hey john its evan

Kryoz: evan??? omg it feels like im talking to a ghost

Kryoz: are you okay???

Terroriser: i have to type with one hand what do you think

Kryoz: oh yeah sorry

Terroriser: its fine

Terroriser: im doing alright but thats not why im texting

Terroriser: im pretty sure craig took my phone bc hes a psycho

Kryoz: yea thats pretty obvious but why would he???

Terroriser: idk fs but could you do me a favor and hack into my phone and log me out of my account??? i doubt he'll guess my password but if  he somehow manages it i dont want him all in my shit

Kryoz: yeah ofc

Kryoz: and ill try to keep an eye on him too

Terroriser: thanks

Terroriser: its brian now

Terroriser: make sure craig doesnt try to come to the hospital okay? he keeps texting me trying to apologize or say he didnt mean it and honestly if i see his face right now i think i may end up with a life sentence

Kryoz: dw ill take care of EVERYTHING

Kryoz: take care of yourselves

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Kryoz: so

Fitz: please tell me you kept your big mouth SHUT

Kryoz: funny story

Terroriser: alright ill kill you

Jon has been added to the chat.

Kryoz: hes the only one i promise

Jon: okay what the fuck is this

Fitz: fucking this guy???

Moo: this is just the most random collection of individuals

Jon: so no one's gonna answer me??

Terroriser: me and evan made this chat a few months back now and basically everyone thats in this chat are the only people who know that me and evan are dating

Jon: so thats NOT common knowledge??? you guys are pretty obvious

Kryoz: SERIOUSLY????

Moo: i was pretty shocked when i found out tbh

Fitz: same

Jon: how?? literally it was so obvious and i just talked to evan for like ten minutes

Kryoz: bro just called all of us dumb as hell

Jon: okay well maybe i just have the advantage of being evans ex

Terroriser: PLEASE dont tell me youre gonna be a problem ive had enough trouble dealing with my ex i cannot deal with evan's too

Jon: no no no no NO

Jon: trust me ive seen how evan talks about you and he trusts you a lot i know theres no point even IF i was interested

Fitz: hes a victim of evan's lovesick chatter as well isnt he

Terroriser: yea i still dk what ur talking about

Kryoz: crazy how we got evans latest ex in the know before most of the gc

Fitz: brian doesnt notice the lovesick in evans eyes bc hes got his own lovesick look

Jon: yeah i think i saw that right before he pounced on craig

Terroriser: dont remind me of that fuckers existence

Kryoz: okay but guys i DO have an update on the phone situation

Kryoz: and i can confirm evans hunch is pretty accurate

Terroriser: thats bc im always right -evan

Kryoz: truly the biggest brain

Fitz: dude this isnt rhe main chat you dont have to fawn over him

Kryoz: ANYWAY

Kryoz: the way i confirmed was by sending evan a regular text message and i saw craig put his hand on his pocket as if he felt the vibration

Kryoz: i just dont think we can get him to outright admit it

Kryoz: btw brian is evan using ur phone rn or are you just reading these messages to him?

Terroriser: im just reading them rn hes too tired to type

Terroriser: hes trying to stay awake until they come in to put his cast on

Kryoz: gotcha. so let him know that i did as he asked, and i also put his photos and the notes app behind a passcode so when he gets his phone back he shouldnt worry if i forget to take them off

Moo: whyd you do that?

Kryoz: well

Terroriser: aint no way

Kryoz: if my detective skills are still sharp (which they are) then ive deduced that craig took evans phone (using the excuse of breaking his wrist as a distraction which is fucking crazy btw) in order to get rid of any and all evidence of the black mail that evan is holding over his head

Fitz: this is actually making sense

Jon: think ive missed some chapters

Moo: craig and brian break up -> craig and tyler get back together -> brian takes some time away to get over him (evan and brian start living together at this time) -> evan and craig have drama which involves you jon (i still dk what happened here so whatever) -> evan reaches some kind of reconciliation w tyler and craig (idk if this is the right timeline anymore none of this involves me) and somehow craig learns that at least evan and brian are in the same apartment and hes pissed off

Kryoz: well hes not only pissed about the apartment thing. hes like weirdly obsessed with brian ever since brian blocked him which I think is bc he was hoping brian would just never move on and remain his backup plan/potentially be their third later on????? so hes been getting progressively more and more unhinged

Kryoz: hence why they didnt want anyone to know they live together

Kryoz: however sometime after the reconciliation i found out that theyre actually dating, made a fool of myself in the gc and had to pretend that i was into evan/flirting with him to help them cover up their relationship

Moo: so i plotted with basically everyone else to get john and evan together which craig was on board with ofc bc he wants brian to be available for him (why is he in the gc still holy shit???) and now we've established that they are def not into each other the plan has all gone to shit and craig is just going off the rails every other day

Fitz: yeah he had a major crashout in the gc the other day (evan totally clapped back like a boss btw) and just keeps getting worse

Terroriser: until evan and him got into a mini argument and evan whipped out some like hardcore blackmail against him and so hes been somewhat tame since until now

Terroriser: i think that covers everything

Jon: yk suddenly im not so upset that it took so long for me and evan to make up

Jon: so how hardcore is this blackmail??

Terroriser: pretty hardcore ngl

Kryoz: brian and his boyfriend privileges-

Kryoz: guys i have an idea to expose craig but i NEED yall to go along with it okay?

Moo: how come john is allowed his crazy schemes????

Terroriser: hes been having crazy ideas since day one

Kryoz: its safe to assume we're all crashing here right brock??

Moo: i mean ig its already been like six hours anyway

Kryoz: okay perfect heres the plan

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Fuck Witcha

Moo: hey brian we found evans phone

ChokingIsMyKink: why do we have to bring everything to the gc like we literally JUST woke up

Kryoz: the deflecting goes crazy

WildHoe: guys just lay off

Lui: tyler i love you dude but this dickriding is getting embarrassing

WildHoe: ????

Four07: yea srsly tyler this isnt healthy

WildHoe: fuck off

WildHoe: craig is not the psycho you guys think he is

Moo: he literally broke evans arm????

Four07: and not to mention he already had this weird fixation on him

Lui: and brian!! even tho they broke up MONTHS AGO

ChokingIsMyKink: i do not

Kryoz: so you WERENT in my dms begging me to invite brian to the movies after he told you he wanted to take some time to get over you??????? bc i have the screenshots to prove it if you cant remember

Lui: clocked his ass

Four07: where IS brian anyway

Moo: probably asleep

Moo: they probably spent all night at the hospital and got back super early this morning

Fitz: unless theyre still at the hospital

Terroriser: we're home

Terroriser: i was wondering what the fuck yall were talking about

Moo: we found evans phone

Terroriser: where was it??

Kryoz: craig had it

Lui: and everyone gasped

ChokingIsMyKink: i don't know how I ended up with it!!

Kryoz: sure buddy

Jon: okay im def missing some context here

Four07: craig is totally off his rocker

Four07: thats all the context you need

WildHoe: i dont appreciate how ur talking about my boyfriend

Four07: cope

Terroriser: okay but how did you figure this out??

Terroriser: ive only had like three hours asleep sorry

Moo: just go back to sleep dude its fine we'll tell you later

Terroriser: now i cant sleep until i know

ChokingIsMyKink: guys i did NOT take evans phone

Kryoz: okay then why was it in your pocket

Kryoz: and why were you so shocked when evans alarm went off this morning and (poorly) attempted to pass it off as your own??

Kryoz: and then i called evan and his phone was obviously buzzing in YOUR pocket, where its most likely been since brian took evan to the hospital yesterday??

Four07: your obsession with evan is honestly getting creepy dude

Moo: yeah im starting to think that you're in love with him or something this isnt healthy

Terroriser: not surprised craig took it

Terroriser: just not really sure why

Kryoz: or why he distracted us by BREAKING EVANS WRIST?????!!??!

Kryoz: tyler i can NOT believe you're still defending this guy

Kryoz: like i don't even know if hes into you anymore

ChokingIsMyKink: SHUT THE FUCK UP

ChokingIsMyKink: ofc i love tyler holy FUCK are you stupid??

ChokingIsMyKink: and so maybe i took evans phone but its not like i was never gonna give it back??? i just needed it for something

Lui: yeah theres no way to dig yourself out of this one bucko

Four07: yeah and im not even gonna comment on the use of bucko

ChokingIsMyKink: it doesnt even matter i couldn't guess the password either way

Kryoz: aint no way

Four07: we should kick this guy out fr

Jon: why did you take his phone tho??? im so confused

ChokingIsMyKink: no reason

Moo: bet hes trying to get rid of the evidence

BasicallyIGetFucked: yea he'd kinda have to after breaking evans wrist

Lui: dude is fucked fr

WildHoe: im sure evan can be reasoned with

WildHoe: craig probably didnt mean to break his wrist

Fitz: tyler be honest is craig blackmailing YOU???

Four07: the dick can NOT be that good dude

Kryoz: the way he hasnt even said sorry about it either

Kryoz: completely psycho

ChokingIsMyKink: im not gonna say it in a public chat this is a private matter

Moo: that you decided to publicly deal with in my living room??????

Terroriser: okay im too tired to think rationally about anything so tldr: craig took evans phone bc hes crazy

Jon: yea ig

Terroriser: cool. im going back to sleep ill deal with this later

Fitz: night dude

ChokingIsMyKink: see? brian doesnt even care

Moo: he was in the HOSPITAL ALL NIGHT??????????

Four07: guys im gonna crash out on brians behalf bc wtf

Jon: ^^^^^

Kryoz: this guy has been here less than a day and he gets it

Jon: seems like the running theme is craig is off his meds or something

WildHoe: hes not medicated

Jon: and tyler is the number one dickrider

WildHoe: FUCK YOU

WildHoe: YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TO JUST SHOW BACK UP HERE AND ACT LIKE NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED

WildHoe: I AM JUST TRYING MY BEST TO MAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK BC I SACRIFICED A LOT FOR IT AND IF IT DOESNT WORK OUT IDK WHAT ILL DO OKAY??

WildHoe: IM DESPERATE IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR???

Moo: damn

Jon: thats like really sad

Four07: well it makes sense since john broke up with tyler bc he could tell that tyler was still in love with craig and then craig dumped brian for tyler so if it doesnt work out they kinda blew up their lives for nothing

WildHoe: me and johns breakup was a little more nuanced

Kryoz: yeah it emotionally destroyed me and ill probably never recover but ive learned to just keep going

Fitz: no one asked

ChokingIsMyKink: i didnt "dump" brian

ChokingIsMyKink: it was amicable! we both realized it wasnt gonna work out the way we were going

Terroriser: how could you say that

Moo: oh fuck

ChokingIsMyKink: thought you went to bed???

Terroriser: you totally fucking dumped me because you're an asshole. things were perfectly fine and happy until tyler tells you hes in love with you and its suddenly like im not a person im just a placeholder

Terroriser: so fuck you dude

ChokingIsMyKink: we both knew it wasnt going anywhere brian you dont have to be so dramatic

Terroriser: i bought a ring

ChokingIsMyKink: WHAT

Terroriser: and then i take just a LITTLE TIME to process things after you come out of left field and leave me for someone you cheated on and now you just wont fucking LEAVE ME ALONE

Terroriser: you have serious mental issues

ChokingIsMyKink: can we go back to the ring?

Terroriser: you have no right to speak about my fucking feelings so stop acting like you do

ChokingIsMyKink: wait so

Terroriser: no. i dont even LIKE you anymore craig, thats what happens when youre a crazy psycho bitch who cant accept that there are consequences to your fucking actions

ChokingIsMyKink: why are you telling me this NOW????

Terroriser: bc you keep making all these assumptions about me and MY LIFE and not only is it completely delusional but its starting to harm people

Terroriser: id suggest therapy but i dont think that would be enough to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with you

Terroriser: seriously leave me the fuck alone and stop dragging in people who have nothing to do with this

Terroriser: okay now im ACTUALLY going back to bed i cant deal with this after that clusterfuck of a night

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Moo: its making more and more sense why theyre trying to keep things hidden yk

Fitz: yea seems like brian is going through a lot more than i thought

Kryoz: good for him tho like being able/willing to move on after something like that is more than his ex can say

Jon: yeah and based off what you guys have said they seem to be going pretty slow and just feeling things out

Kryoz: still crazy how ur here rn

Kryoz: but we all agree that craig cannot be in a room with either of them right

Moo: oh yeah no never again

Fitz: it is kinda nice having this gc yall are actually kinda chill

Kryoz: why do you sound so surprised

Fitz: ive seen what you say to evan and i know ur capable of heinous things

Kryoz: idk wym im just a chill dude

Moo: it does feel nice to talk in here def less chaotic

Fitz: and no craig which is the best part

Kryoz: yeah fr im so sick of that guy

Moo: yea honestly and like tyler??? bro is desperate its pretty sad

Kryoz: he reminds me of those girls that are in a failing marriage but stay together for the kids

Fitz: they just need to break up theres no way theyre happy like that

Jon: idk i think craig might be but thats probably bc hes insane