Now showing private messages between ChokingIsMyKink and RoastMasterV2

ChokingIsMyKink: dude you've gotta help me

RoastMasterV2: what

RoastMasterV2: no seriously run that by me again you mightve given me a concussion after BREAKING MY WRIST

ChokingIsMyKink: okay thats fair

ChokingIsMyKink: but i really didnt mean that

RoastMasterV2: you stole my phone???

ChokingIsMyKink: look can we just drop the details for now i need you to talk to tyler

ChokingIsMyKink: convince him that i dont need to go with him to visit his family

ChokingIsMyKink: he said if i dont go hes gonna break up with me

RoastMasterV2: and i should care?

ChokingIsMyKink: DUDE PLEASE

ChokingIsMyKink: i canNOT see his family

RoastMasterV2: why not?

ChokingIsMyKink: dont get fresh with me

ChokingIsMyKink: you know exactly why

RoastMasterV2: yea but itd be nice to hear you say it

ChokingIsMyKink: evan.

ChokingIsMyKink: im sorry.

ChokingIsMyKink: im really, really sorry about breaking your wrist. and attacking you in the first place. im sorry for calling you crazy. and im sorry for all that awful shit i said.

ChokingIsMyKink: i am just so jealous of how easily things come to you and wish that i had that for myself. everyone loves you or is in love with you and im so terribly jealous. especially when it comes to brian. i still love him, but i also love tyler, and i cant shake this feeling that whatever decision i had made was going to be the worst choice ive made in my life. it is so hard to deal with the fact that there is no right answer, and it was wrong of me to take it out on you.

ChokingIsMyKink: im sorry i tried to trick you into talking to jon. i didnt understand how you can love someone so much that you cant stand being with them again, but its starting to click into place.

ChokingIsMyKink: and we both know how incredibly fucked i am, but thats my fault. i put myself in this situation, and im gonna do something about it but i just cant face it right now.

ChokingIsMyKink: please, evan, i am BEGGING you, just help me out here

ChokingIsMyKink: ill even publicly apologize in the groupchat and admit to everything ive been denying

ChokingIsMyKink: i have been unhinged and deranged and crazy and have harbored a grudge against you for no real reason

ChokingIsMyKink: i will leave you alone and never bother you again, and even be your friend if you'll let me

ChokingIsMyKink: i just cant lose tyler right now. hes the last good thing i have left and i just want one more chance to un-fuck it all up

RoastMasterV2: what about the thing with brian?

ChokingIsMyKink: what about it

RoastMasterV2: if i help you with tyler right now, then you have to completely commit to him, alright? which means you have to let brian go. if you can PROMISE that, then ill help you out

ChokingIsMyKink: i understand

ChokingIsMyKink: and

ChokingIsMyKink: ill do it. ill let brian go. and ill leave you alone. i wont bother either of you and will focus on fixing what i have with tyler. please, i just want this one last chance

RoastMasterV2: okay

RoastMasterV2: ill talk to him

RoastMasterV2: but im serious. this is your LAST chance. after this, i wont let anything else slide. you make your bed, ill force you to lie in it, got it?

RoastMasterV2: one slipup, even if its small, and its over

ChokingIsMyKink: i got it

ChokingIsMyKink: thank you, evan, really. thank you so so so so so so so so so so much

ChokingIsMyKink: i wont forget this, and i promise im gonna make it right, seriously

RoastMasterV2: im doing this for tyler, not you

RoastMasterV2: and if you say ANYTHING out of line, to me or to brian or anyone, then you know what happens

ChokingIsMyKink: i know

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and WildHoe

RoastMasterV2: you okay? craig seemed a little weird in the chat ngl

WildHoe: i dont know why he doesnt want to go i mean its not like my parents will burn him at the stake or anything

RoastMasterV2: i can understand being nervous tho

RoastMasterV2: especially since hes a little...fragile rn

WildHoe: yeah....sorry about him btw

RoastMasterV2: not your fault

RoastMasterV2: so, are you guys gonna break up or what?

WildHoe: i dont want to, but i feel like if i dont then nothing is gonna change.

WildHoe: if i let this slide, then ill just keep letting things slide and they'll keep piling up until i start lashing out or i go crazy myself and idk if i can watch that happen, yk?

RoastMasterV2: yea thats a tough spot

WildHoe: and i told him we should go to counseling but he just said i was calling him crazy and thats a stupid idea

RoastMasterV2: wow

RoastMasterV2: he really doesnt make anything easy does he

RoastMasterV2: well look yk how i feel about the guy but i can understand the apprehension to therapy and meeting the family especially after last time, but maybe you should try again to explain that its an olive branch youre extending. he hurt you and you're still willing to try again, and thats what a relationship is. wanting to make it work even if things seem like theyre against you

RoastMasterV2: i think you should talk to him in person rather than text, its easier to talk that way, and maybe bring up therapy again

RoastMasterV2: and ik you dont want to seem weak by letting this slide, so i dont want to say anything concrete or override your judgement since its your relationship, but maybe this isnt breakup worthy. it depends on his body language, really.

RoastMasterV2: its just your parents, right?

WildHoe: its a couple of my cousins too actually

RoastMasterV2: wow

RoastMasterV2: yeah i can see how that might hit a nerve

WildHoe: i dont want to breakup over this either

WildHoe: im just so tired evan

WildHoe: it feels like he never makes anything easy or does sacrifices for me

RoastMasterV2: yea thats not fair at all

RoastMasterV2: but if you want to make it work, you have to be patient, and, unfortunately, you have to let things go sometimes

RoastMasterV2: u know him better than me tho

WildHoe: i guess i was a little harsh

RoastMasterV2: only you can decide whats best tho

WildHoe: i think ill talk to him again then

WildHoe: thanks evan i really appreciate it

RoastMasterV2: anytime dude

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ISTG

RoastMasterV2: being a therapist is SO exhausting

Fitz: see how are you gonna say shit like this and deny youve been in contact with my roommates???

RoastMasterV2: your roommates could never do what i do

Kryoz: yeah evan fixes problems and then later reveals that he actually is playing 4D chess

Kryoz: evan fixes ur immediate problem whilst seamlessly setting up your inescapable downfall

Fitz: sounds like you have personal experience

Kryoz: srsly does no one remember the faking our deaths arc

Kryoz: WAIT

Kryoz: EVAN IS THAT WHY YOU

RoastMasterV2: dont say another word just dm me

Terroriser: my boyfriend is so hot and mysterious and cool and sexy holy shit

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: so?

RoastMasterV2: if he doesnt fully breakdown this weekend then im just gonna explode

Terroriser: what did you tell him??

RoastMasterV2: exactly what he wanted to hear

Terroriser: its scary how easily this came together

RoastMasterV2: its a gift what can i say

Terroriser: and to think this is bc i agreed to "fake" date you

RoastMasterV2: yeah idk what i wouldve done if you said no

Terroriser: yeah i mean idk if i wouldve ever seen you as more than a friend otherwise

RoastMasterV2: yeah

Terroriser: almost makes me nostalgic even tho it hasnt even been that long

Terroriser: are you sure youre gonna be okay? i dont want to see you hurt again

RoastMasterV2: well ill have you right there with me wont i? everything is gonna be fine

Terroriser: yeah i know. guess im nervous or something

Terroriser: we've spent so long hiding

RoastMasterV2: and now everyone is just gonna find out? ik

RoastMasterV2: tho maybe if we play it extra careful we dont have to tell anyone explicitly and just let them guess

Terroriser: ngl im kinda intrigued

Terroriser: anything you say is just so attractive

RoastMasterV2: is that so?

Terroriser: i like the idea of just being this mystery couple tho

RoastMasterV2: we avoid directly answering questions

Terroriser: finish each others sentences??

RoastMasterV2: show up together

Terroriser: leave together?

RoastMasterV2: doesnt that sound fun

Terroriser: kinda sounds like what we already do

Terroriser: which is just so us

Terroriser: omfg you wont BELIEVE who just messaged me

RoastMasterV2: THAT FAST??

RoastMasterV2: oh shit i forgot john was messaging me

Terroriser: hey im gonna order some food here in a bit, should we try something new or just get our usual?

Terroriser: also ill ask cam what he wants so dw

RoastMasterV2: im fine with whatever you want i dont have a preference rn

Terroriser: then ill just surprise u

Terroriser: have fun with your chat

RoastMasterV2: good luck with yours

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Now showing private messages between Kryoz and RoastMasterV2

Kryoz: YOU

Kryoz: MOTHERFUCKER

RoastMasterV2: ???

Kryoz: ur slick ill give u that

Kryoz: is that why you have swags' number???

RoastMasterV2: not this again

RoastMasterV2: look i just know him okay??? and he helped me with....something

Kryoz: oh my god youre actually insane

Kryoz: i thought you found him on some sketchy website but you legit knew him didnt you

Kryoz: oh my god

Kryoz: WHAT THE HELL???

RoastMasterV2: idk what ur talking about

Kryoz: so we're like best friends right

Kryoz: like im safe from evil schemes that involve taking down your ex and his boyfriend and killing a second bird with the same stone in the process

RoastMasterV2: ofc we're friends

RoastMasterV2: we faked our deaths together

Kryoz: please dont plan a multi-year-long scheme against me

RoastMasterV2: youre giving me a lot of credit

Kryoz: cam is literally IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE-

RoastMasterV2: dude you gotta spit it out at some point

Kryoz: yk maybe i DONT want to know

Kryoz: maybe im terrified of you and your capabilities

Kryoz: im so happy for you and your boyfriend i hope you never break up bc i actually like brian and i dont want you to destroy him unless he causes you irreparable damage in that case fuck him hes no good for you

RoastMasterV2: somehow thats actually a really nice message???

Kryoz: yeah what can i say im just a huge softie

Kryoz: anyways are you plotting to kill cam or what the fuck???

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Now showing private messages between ChokingIsMyKink and Terroriser

ChokingIsMyKink: brian im really sorry

ChokingIsMyKink: i was gonna list everything out but that list would be wayyyyy too long and i dont think you want to spend too much time talking to me all things considered

ChokingIsMyKink: ive been a huge dick, and super inconsiderate of you and your boundaries, and im so, so sorry.

ChokingIsMyKink: im gonna finally listen to you and leave you alone, okay?

ChokingIsMyKink: i hope you find the peace that you wanted, and i hope you find someone who can give you everything i couldnt

ChokingIsMyKink: even if it kills me, i hope you're happy and that you get everything youve ever wanted

Terroriser: did you hit your head or something

Terroriser: because what the fuck is this

ChokingIsMyKink: ik its kinda hard to accept but this time im actually doing better for myself and im letting you go

ChokingIsMyKink: its been really hard for me to do that and im sorry

ChokingIsMyKink: our relationship is over, im with someone else now, thats just something i have to accept and i cant just pin it on you for the sake of not losing my mind

Terroriser: okay this has skyrocketed up my list of top ten weirdest messages ive ever gotten

Terroriser: which is an insane feat considering how much time i spend with ev

ChokingIsMyKink: im gonna leave him alone too

Terroriser: okay this js getting a little too weird

Terroriser: but ig if you arent going to bother me or evan anymore then its fine

Terroriser: for now

ChokingIsMyKink: thats all i ask thank you so so so much

Terroriser: ok im gonna go now this is getting a little too weird

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: ok seriously what the fuck did you say to him hes SCARING ME

Terroriser has sent 4 attachments.

RoastMasterV2: yea thats how he was texting me too what a fucking freak

Terroriser: okay but what if its sincere this time

RoastMasterV2: what if pigs starting flying

Terroriser: im just saying maybe hes actually doing something about his issues and fixing himself

RoastMasterV2: you cant fix that level of batshit insanity babe

RoastMasterV2: besides tyler told me its not just his parents theyd be visiting this weekend sooooooooo

Terroriser: omg no way

RoastMasterV2: yeah

Terroriser: this just gets better and better doesnt it?

RoastMasterV2: no way hes messaging me again-

Terroriser: omg

Terroriser: good luck with that

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Now showing private messages between ChokingIsMyKink and RoastMasterV2

ChokingIsMyKink: what did you say to tyler???

RoastMasterV2: i told him to talk to you and that i didnt think this was breakup worthy

RoastMasterV2: literally what you told me to say

ChokingIsMyKink: and did you teach him to be such a smooth motherfucker too???

RoastMasterV2: if you're asking if i flirted with your boyfriend i think we're done here

RoastMasterV2: im not even gonna TRY to reason with that level of delusional

ChokingIsMyKink: well SOMEHOW i ended up genuinely agreeing to go on this trip so what the fuck

RoastMasterV2: sounds like the consequences of ur actions idk tho

ChokingIsMyKink: its not funny

RoastMasterV2: its funny to ME so

RoastMasterV2: i rlly dk what you want from me atp

RoastMasterV2: you want this relationship to work so bad then you have to see that this is an important step to building trust and a healthier bond between you two

RoastMasterV2: i cant manage your relationship every step of the way btw im not interested in being like a pseudo-throuple or whatever the hell

ChokingIsMyKink: i didnt want to go on this stupid trip to see his parents and now i am and i know its your fault somehow

RoastMasterV2: he was literally about to break up with you and against my better judgement i told him NOT TO and to instead let it go and talk it out again and yet youre blaming me???

RoastMasterV2: this has got to be a new record for you because it hasnt even been an HOUR since we last talked and already youre back to your bullshit

ChokingIsMyKink: well you clearly didnt do what you said you would

RoastMasterV2: i told him to let it go and that this whole thing was NOT break up worthy and he agreed

RoastMasterV2: ik its hard for you to grasp but there needs to be genuine logic in your argument if you want people to agree with you without letting them know you're gaslighting them or whatever you wanted me to do

RoastMasterV2: im not a complete dickhead, mb ig

ChokingIsMyKink: well i didnt want to go on this trip

RoastMasterV2: and youre a grown adult who can make your own decisions

RoastMasterV2: stop blaming shit on me and take some responsibility, i think it'll do you some good