Fuck Witcha

RoastMasterV2: stitches are out guys i officially just have one hand

Terroriser: doctor looked at his cast when we got them removed and everything is good

Four07: how did brian end up as evan's babysitter

Terroriser: im NOT his babysitter

Fitz: officially booked my flight back guys :/

Kryoz: finally

Fitz: fuck you

Kryoz: name a time and place

RoastMasterV2: johns been like insanely horny lately huh

WildHoe: glad youre feeling better evan

RoastMasterV2: have you broken up with craig yet

WildHoe: wtf no??? why would we break up???

Fitz: bro im gonna write a whole fucking BOOK atp

Jon: yeah

WildHoe: okay i can accept slander from anyone but him

RoastMasterV2: wow thats soooooooooooo crazy bc didnt you and craig try to get us back together????? multiple times????

Moo: crazy lore drop

ChokingIsMyKink: i thought we were past that

Four07: WAIT THATS TRUE????

Kryoz: scott's jealous you didnt do that for him

Four07: I DONT WANT TO DATE EVAN

WildHoe: okay YES that happened but

RoastMasterV2: wow so you still standby it???

Terroriser: makes sense considering craig is....craig

Moo: omg wait is rhat why evan was mad at craig and tyler?????

Lui: bro evan must be cooking up something INSANE for you two

ChokingIsMyKink: just some friendly disagreements

Jon: thats not how i remember it

ChokingIsMyKink: i think this gc is a little too against me

RoastMasterV2: you know you say the strangest things

Terroriser: he rlly does

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WildHoe: guys we need help settling an argument

Four07: just break up

Lui: ^^^^

Kryoz: ^^^^^^^^^

Moo: ^^^^^

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: ^^^^

Fitz: ^^^^

BasicallyIGetFucked: ^^^^^

Terroriser: ^^^^^^^

WildHoe: thats NOT what i was gonna say

ChokingIsMyKink: NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

ChokingIsMyKink: NO NO NO NO NO NO

ChokingIsMyKink: DO NOT BRING THIS TO THE GROUPCHAT ISTG

ChokingIsMyKink: WE DO NOT NEED ANYONES OPINION WE CAN SETTLE THIS OURSELVES

Terroriser: whats the situation

ChokingIsMyKink: NO NO NO NO

ChokingIsMyKink: NO SITUATION EVERYTHING IS PERFECT

RoastMasterV2: something wrong, craig?

ChokingIsMyKink: everything is perfect.

ChokingIsMyKink: there is no argument needed to be solved bc we're not arguing

WildHoe: oh so you ARE coming with me to visit my parents???

ChokingIsMyKink: yes. of course.

Four07: something tells me he does NOT want to go

Moo: makes sense considering you guys broke up bc craig cheated and then you dated john and broke up with him just to go back to your crashout cheating ex

ChokingIsMyKink: his parents love me

WildHoe: then why were you telling me you didnt want to go see them with me this weekend

RoastMasterV2: thats so strange craig why DIDNT you want to go see his family?? embarrassed?

ChokingIsMyKink: no

ChokingIsMyKink: im so excited i cant wait

Terroriser: but didnt tyler JUST say

ChokingIsMyKink: he doesnt know what hes talking about hes crazy

RoastMasterV2: kinda weird to call the last guy defending you in this gc crazy but

Lui: bro switched up SO FAST once evan and brian showed up holy shit

ChokingIsMyKink: nothing is wrong everything is PERFECT

RoastMasterV2: so happy for you guys, enjoy your weekend!! nothing better than family

Four07: oh

Lui: who wants to leave the city with me im pretty sure evan is gonna burn it down

Moo: guys are we in a horror movie

Terroriser: have a great weekend guys!

Fitz: oh HELL NOOOOOO

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ISTG

Moo: i have to know

Kryoz: seriously what the hell

RoastMasterV2: ???

Terroriser: they want to know more about the blackmail

Fitz: YEAH SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING

RoastMasterV2: you'll see

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Now showing private messages between WildHoe and ChokingIsMyKink

WildHoe: okay but seriously why dont you want to come with

ChokingIsMyKink: its gonna be really awkward

ChokingIsMyKink: genuinely how am i meant to talk to your family after what happened

WildHoe: okay well

WildHoe: when we got back together i talked to them and told them we worked things out so theyve had time to process it already

WildHoe: plus its not like they'll say anything to you if im there

ChokingIsMyKink: i think itd just be better not to risk it

WildHoe: look the bottom line is that if you arent willing to at least try then maybe we SHOULD reevaluate this relationship

ChokingIsMyKink: oh you cant be serious rn

WildHoe: craig im not going to keep you from my family forever and im not going to cut them off in any capacity because you made things awkward in the past

ChokingIsMyKink: okay but thats a dumb reason to break up rn

ChokingIsMyKink: i dont need to see your family im not dating them

WildHoe: family is important to me

ChokingIsMyKink: then lets just go see mine! they love you anyway

WildHoe: craig im not gonna budge on this

WildHoe: ill let this ONE time slide only if you not only promise to work on this but to actually work on it whatever it may take

ChokingIsMyKink: so you want me to go to therapy or something? im not crazy

WildHoe: we will see a couples counselor at least

ChokingIsMyKink: oh so you DO think im crazy

WildHoe: i think you need to think really hard about what you want craig

WildHoe: bc i want this to work

WildHoe: and im going to see my family whether youre coming with me or not

WildHoe: but if i go by myself you better be prepared for whatll happen next

ChokingIsMyKink: so youre making ultimatums now?? wow

WildHoe: if youre not as serious about this as me then maybe thats answer enough

ChokingIsMyKink: of course im serious about this??? im just thinking about the comfort of your family

WildHoe: if youre serious about our relationship then you have to be willing to work on things even if they might get uncomfortable god why are you so fucking dense

ChokingIsMyKink: why are you calling me names

WildHoe: why do you keep trying to change the subject?

WildHoe: im serious. either you 1) come with me, 2) stay home and we go to counseling once im back, or 3) we break up.

ChokingIsMyKink: these are shitty options

WildHoe: youve yet to suggest any solutions of your own??

ChokingIsMyKink: theres nothing we have to fix???

WildHoe: im sick of you trying to make me feel like the crazy one here

ChokingIsMyKink: bc ur not making any sense

WildHoe: this is what im fucking talking about

WildHoe: i dont know what the hell is wrong with you honestly

WildHoe: i thought we had something really good here but you just keep getting farther and farther from who i thought you were

WildHoe: and its so frustrating bc i was really happy with john but i was willing to try with you again

WildHoe: and maybe thats my own karma but i thought it meant something

WildHoe: now im not so sure

WildHoe: which is fine but if you want to break up then fucking tell me

ChokingIsMyKink: i dont want that

WildHoe: then what DO you want

WildHoe: bc im not gonna keep doing this

WildHoe: im not gonna keep trying to make you happy for the sake of peacekeeping if you arent willing to compromise in any capacity

WildHoe: its not fair craig

WildHoe: especially when you keep making things worse

ChokingIsMyKink: IM making things worse??? ME???

WildHoe: you broke evan's wrist!! and youre still obsessed with brian

ChokingIsMyKink: i broke up with brian FOR YOU

WildHoe: i didnt MAKE YOU

WildHoe: if you wanted to be with brian so bad you shouldve stayed with him

WildHoe: not break up with him and date me only to keep track of his every last breath

ChokingIsMyKink: hes like that with me too!!

WildHoe: BRIAN IS NOT INTO YOU

WildHoe: he MOVED ON

WildHoe: something you shouldve already done

ChokingIsMyKink: are you kidding?? hes always in my business

WildHoe: because youre in his??? and now youre dragging evan into it for no reason after we fixed things with him

ChokingIsMyKink: i dont like how close they are

WildHoe: what does it fucking matter to you?? are you in love with him or something??

ChokingIsMyKink: how can you just accuse me of something like that?

WildHoe: how can you constantly play the victim??

ChokingIsMyKink: how can you NOT see that everyone is out to get me???

WildHoe: am i not the only one who defends you???

ChokingIsMyKink: you just make everything worse

WildHoe: how can you say that shit yet stay adamant that you dont want to break up

WildHoe: because its really hurtful

ChokingIsMyKink: youre so dramatic

ChokingIsMyKink: in the real world, couples fight all the time

WildHoe: are you calling me delusional??

ChokingIsMyKink: i didnt say that

WildHoe: im not fucking crazy

ChokingIsMyKink: i didnt say you were!

ChokingIsMyKink: i just think we should think rationally about this

WildHoe: i AM thinking rationally

WildHoe: im sick of the back and forth

WildHoe: im sick of you trying to make ME feel crazy for thinking of BOTH of us

WildHoe: youre right, we shouldnt see a counselor

ChokingIsMyKink: FINALLY youre making sense

WildHoe: if you dont come with me to visit my family, then its over

WildHoe: i dont care if its "irrational" or if this is an "ultimatum", this is how i feel and you cant change that

WildHoe: ive tried really hard and been really lenient with you without asking for anything and this ONE TIME i ask you have the NERVE to call me crazy and act like its not a big deal is where i draw the line

ChokingIsMyKink: thats not fair

WildHoe: in real life, nothing is fair