DannyTheMuffin: I am in need of your assistance

Peter-Man: Everyone said i'm not allowed to help you break out of prison again

DannyTheMuffin: That was one time! And I tried to escape without using my powers so it would be less boring but miserably failed. Anyways, You're like a spider, arent you?

Peter-Man: yes... why?

DannyTheMuffin: Dont spiders kill insects and drink their blood?

Peter-Man: I don't drink bug blood if that's what you're wondering

DannyTheMuffin: no! There's a spider in my room...

DannyTheMuffin: can you please kill it? I'm home alone and I can't go near it.

DannyTheMuffin: It's freakin creepy. No offense tho.

Peter-Man: you want me to go all the way to Amity just to kill a spider?

DannyTheMuffin: kinda seems wrong now that I think about it. I mean, you're basically killing your kind. Although, don't female spiders eat their husbands head off after they... Anyways... pleeaassee?

Peter-Man: fffiiinnneee

DannyTheMuffin: YAY!

Peter-Man: I'm curious, why can't you kill it?

DannyTheMuffin: We do not speak of that reason

*Dannys Flashback*

Danny yawned as he went to turn off his light. Something caught his eye.

A tiny little spider crawled down the wall. Dannys eyes widened and he jumped back.

"Oh hell no"

He grabbed one of his shoes and slowly made his way over towards the little demon. He raised the shoe, and the spider jumped on him.

Danny shrieked and dropped the shoe. He staggered back as he tried to get the horrendous creature off of him.

He stepped back to far and fell out of his open window.

Jazz looked out of the kitchen window just in time to see her little brother fall and hit the ground. Seconds later, he came storming in the house.

"I have experienced death for the second time. If you excuse me, i'll be in my room under the covers watching vine compilations while crying"

He walked up the stairs. Jazz contemplated on following him or not. She decided not too because,

Reasons.

*End of Dannys flashback*

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I KNOW ITS SHORT AND STUPID BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU GUYS SOMETHING!

School started last Wednesday and i'm already done. I'm a sophomore this year and none of my friends are in my classes. They're all people who I don't like (which is basically everyone. People annoy me)

What was your first day like?

Mine was basically me stressing out about everything while trying not to punch someone. I tend to be very cranky when I don't get enough sleep.

Anyways, I thought it would be pretty funny if Danny has Peter kill all of the bugs, or arachnids, he comes across. Since, y'know, he has spider powers.

THAT TIS ALL!