"Everyone be quiet! He's almost here!" Sam shushed everyone. Star smacked Tucker when he tried to eat some of Dannys birthday Muffins.

Lancer shut the lights off and everyone hid. A few minutes later, the door opened.

"Why the fuck are the damn lights off?" They heard a certain half dead teenager mumble. He turned the lights on and everyone jumped up.

"SURPRISE!"

Danny screeched and jumped in surprise. He fell backwards, startled. Clint, Scott, and Falcon burst out laughing. Tucker sarcastically clapped.

Mikey ran over and helped him up. Dannys face was red in embarrassment.

"Happy Birthday!" Peter exclaimed. Danny looked at him in confusion. He looked around and his eyes widened in realization.

"Oh! Uh... Thanks!" Danny nervously exclaimed. Everyones eyebrows raised.

"You forgot today was your birthday. Didn't you?" Jazz asked. Maddie facepalmed and Jack ate a cookie.

"Pfff, whaat? Of course not! How could I forget my birthday?" Danny chuckled nervously.

"You're lying" Star said.

"No, I'm not!"

"Your eyes say otherwise"

"OK! THIS HAS BEEN BUGGING ME! HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE READ EYES!? IS THERE A DAMN EYE LANGUAGE I DONT KNOW ABOUT??"

———

Everyone stared in horror as the wrinkly grape raised his arm.

Then he snapped.

He smirked at everyones look of shock and terror. He frowned when they weren't turning to dust.

Then he realized something.

"WHAT!?" He exclaimed once he saw that his gauntlet was missing.

"Man... you have some big ass hands"

He turned around and saw a strange ghost kid. He had white hair and glowing green eyes.

"Seriously! What do they feed you!?"

He then realized that everyone wasn't staring at him in horror. They were staring at the kid.

"Who are you?" Thanos snarled.

"Oh! How rude of me, I'm Danny! Y'know, I thought I destroyed this thing already... hm... how weird"

"DANNY! GET AWAY FROM THE PRUNE!" Tony shouted at him.

"BUT I WANNA BE FRIENDS!"

"OH HELL NO! GET OVER HERE!" Natasha ordered. Danny didn't listen.

"SAMMY! LOOK! I DIDNT DESTROY IT AFTERALL! MAYBE I CAN STILL WEAR IT!"

"DANNY NO!"

"daNNY FUCKIN YES!"

"CLINT... WHY'RE YOU HERE!? GO PLAY TAG OR SOMETHING!"

(WHO GETS THAT!)

———

"...Danny, you ok?" Steve asked, a bit concerned when he saw the ghost teen curled up in the corner.

"I've witnessed death for the second time" He said, not looking up.

Steve sent a questioning look at Sam.

"He saw a spider"

"Ohhh..."

———

"We came over as soon as we heard what happened. We're very sorry we couldn't make it to help" Wanda said as she rushed into the emergency room where Danny was being kept. Everyone was inside. They had just rescued Danny from the GIW.

"Is'a k!" Danny loopily exclaimed, waving.

"Wayt.... who'r you..?" Danny looked at her in confusion.

"Dude. That's Scarlet Witch and her boyfriend, Vision!" Tucker exclaimed.

"Actually, thats her husband" Tony said. Tuckers eyes widened.

"You guys got married!?"

"They were on their honeymoon which was why you haven't met them yet"

Danny turned towards Sam.
"Whys everyones gettin' marryd! Embr an Skulker den Lunch lady and boxy den moms and dad asshole friends! SAMMY, LETS GIT MARRIED!" Danny exclaimed.

Sam blushed while Tucker screeched. Star and Elizabeth began fangirling while everyone else began laughing hysterically.

"DANNY JUST FUCKING PROPOSED IM SCREAMING!" Clint exclaimed.

(No, he didn't actually propose. They aren't getting married *COUGH YET*)

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Hope you enjoyed that. I wanted to give you guys a Chapter. I might publish again today or tomorrow. Not likely on Sunday since thats my birthday (INSPIRATION FOR FIRST SHORT STORY)

I also got my nose pierced today.

Note,

It sucks.