A small video camera flips on, beeps, and begins recording

Nova fiddles with the tiny camcorder's screen. The black draketaps the screen angrily, unsatisfied with the picture.

Sitting around the smaller living room sat six other creatures. Zziu, a green drake, helped Nova with the camcorder. Bates, the bat girl, picked her nose while sitting on the arm of the chair. Playing board games together were Charlie (a small SoundStep) and Aloe (a scientific experiment gone wrong).
Sparrow, the red dragoness, laid across the couch in boredom. Meanwhile, the vampiress Vera sucked down a juice box.

"Everyone ready?" Zziu asked, as Nova frustradely gave up fiddling with the camcorder.

"Sure!" Everyone else replied, while Sparrow held a thumbs-up in uninterested approval.

The green drake picked up the camera and pointed it at her surrounding friends. "HELLO, watchers! Welcome today to, us!"

"Great intro, babe." Nova rolled her eyes.

Zziu shot a look at the other drake, then continued. "We're starting a brand-new series today! Welcome to the OC Mansion. All of us love showing off, so we thought why not do it on video for all you guys?"

"Get to the point, Z." Bates said, laying over the arm of the couch. "Vera's gonna grow old and die before you get this intro done."

"Stop picking on her, guys." Aloe frowned from where he sat cross-legged on the floor. "She's being nice and doing this so we can get some more attention!" He turned to Zziu and smiled. "I'll start introductions. I'm Aloe, or Alexander, whichever you prefer. I like bees and I hate the rain and I have plants growing out of my head."

DeDe slammed a game piece onto the board, disturbing the setup. "HA! I WIN, HUMAN! DEDE WINS!" He happily overturned the game board into Aloe's face. "I AM DEDE AND I LIKE MUSIC!!!" he shouted, before beginning to screech the words to Smash Mouth's All Star.

"Bates here." The girl wih large bat ears spoke, flicking a booger into the air. "And I'm gonna kill you guys if you break my freaking house. Also I like melons."

"I'm Vera, and I'm the best dressed one here." The vampire girl hooked her thumbs into a pair of black suspenders, smiling to display her sharp fangs and gold lip ring.

"I'm Sparrow and I don't want to be here." The red dragon spoke, without sitting up to face the camera.

"I'm Nova and I actually agree with Sparrow. Also Zziu is my girlfriend." Nova shrugged, picking up a juice box and crushing it into her mouth. "And I'll eat anything."

The camera turned around to focus on Zziu's face. "AND IM ZZIU! Hi everyone! I know we don't seem like we have a lot of material for this web show right now, but trust me it gets better! That's where you guys come in! Simply tag a comment with #DearLosers and ask or dare us to do things! Maybe it'll spark ideas for new episodes!"

Nova laughed, "Yeah, that'll get us votes." She aimlessly tossed the crushed juice box.

When it happened the camera, the video feed cut out

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