The Camera blinks on, to Zziu's face, which is way too close to the lens.

"Guys is it on?" She asks.

"The red light's on, babe. Back up before the whole world sees up your nose." Nova chimes in from where she sits on the couch, tuning a guitar.

Zziu backed up from the camera, turning it around to film the others as they laid around the living room. "Guys guys! we got our first couple of asks from the people who tune in!"

Bates nearly spit out her CapriSun "YEAH! Who's stupid-ass idea was it to make the hastag for these asks #DearLosers?" That's so dumb!!"

Aloe turned to Bates with a disappointed expression "You know we're not supposed to swear in front of DeDe, right?"

"DeDe lives in the actual ghetto." Bates rolled her eyes. "I'm sure the word fuck shouldn't bother him."

"FUCK" DeDe shouted, almost too gleefully.

Sparrow sighed from the arm of the sofa. "You guys suck. It took weeks to get him stop doing that last time it happened."

"Can we get back to the video?" Zziu asked.

"The asks." Nova reminded her.

Zziu adjusted the camera. "Right! I've got them right here!"

Everyone wore puzzled expressions.

"A guest star?" Aloe asked, as the weird red dog named Arlo appeared.

"I guess we just... Put it in the corner." Nova suggested.

So Arlo was set in the corner of the camera's view, drooling.

"That was strange." Zziu said. "Onto the next one!"

Vera smiled, showing off her sharp fangs. "Awww yea, Vera got an ask."

"Don't refer to yourself in the third person." Bates said. "It embarrasses all of us."

Vera ignored her. "Why thank you for asking~ My sense in fashion really is unrivalled, isnt it? Listen when your stuck being alive for all eternity on this stupid planet you learn the in's and out's and do's and don't's. The in's are good looks. The out's are smelling like a rotting corpse, I'm looking at you Bates."

"As for where I get the clothes? I have a baby faced Russian friend who's been around for a couple centuries. He might look like a kid fresh out of training pants but he has the know-all of fashion from all eras all over the world. One day I hope to share his good rate with everyone I know, starting with these guys. So far, Aloe's picking up on my style and he is rather dashing."

Aloe hid his plant-covered face in his hands. "Veraaaaaa. Don't call me thaaat."

The camera shook as Zziu laughed. "All right, we've got one more."

Nova nearly dropped her guitar, and fell off the arm of the couch. "Oh man that sounds SO FUN."

"Yeah as long as we don't make DeDe seeker." Sparrow said. "He'd be too good."

DeDe put down his fistfuls of markers. "Yes. DeDe can see sounds! I'd be the best at this game!"

" We'll have to play it sometime! I think Nova or Aloe would be the best seekers!"

"As long as we set ground rules that Sparrow isnt allowed to throw things AT the seekers." Bates laughed.

Sparrow frowned. "You guys ruin all my fun"

"I think that's all the asks we have for now. I can't wait to do more of these!" Zziu said gleefully. "Should we let our guest sign off?"

Everyone turned to Arlo, who up until now had been sitting silently behind the couch.

"Uhm.. make sure to tag asks with #DearLosers, so these dorks can answer questions and do your dares!"

"Wonderful job, Arlo." Zziu said, as the others nodded in agreement. "Okay now we have to go find some fireworks dor the next video."

"Fuck yeah. Let's blow stuff up!" Nova shouted.

The video feed winks out