Italics: Ms. Know-it-all
Italics+Bold: Xander

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Hm...

??

Are you the famous Ms. Know-it-all?

If you got this phone number from school then yes, it's me. How can I help? :)

Why do you call yourself that?

Huh?

Why do you call yourself "Ms. Know-it-all"? You don't know "everything". No one does.

What makes you think so?

Pure logic.

Well, then why are you contacting me?

Because I can't believe people actually ask you for help. This whole thing is stupid.

Okay.

I mean, what kind of help do you even offer them?

So you don't even know how I help others yet you decide to judge my abilities? You must only be the school's jerk. Alexander?

How'd you know? ;)

I'm Ms. Know-it-all.

Touché.

So dear Ms. Know-it-all... I need your help.

I thought you found this whole thing "stupid"?

I still do. But maybe you can change my mind.

Oh, yeah? How?

Help me find love.

Alexander Flynn, Kingslake High's player, is looking for love? Such a lame joke.

I'm serious.

'_'

Are you going to help me find love or can I continue thinking that this whole thing is stupid?

I am not usually the kind of person to say this but...Your opinion can lick my ass.

Aw, come on. I'm sure you don't mean that. Everyone cares about what I have to say.

Hello?

Are you there?

Yeah, I just had to roll my eyes for a minute.

Haha, funny. So can I count on your help or what?

How do I know you're not just fooling around?

I don't know, I guess you'll just have to trust me.

Not good enough.

Come on. I thought you helped everybody. Besides... I'm actually tired of playing with love. I want to fall in love and not just have sex with different girls every single week.

So what do you say?

I'm still not convinced.

Please! All you have to do is find a girl that you think is perfect for me and arrange a date for us. If I end up not liking her then you'll just have to find me another girl.

But what if you don't end up liking that second girl as well?

Then you'll have to find me three more girls, tops. And if I end up falling in love with one of them, I'll admit that this whole thing isn't stupid. Do we have a deal?

Hello? Ms. Know-it-all?

What do you think of Avery Smith?

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