Italics: Ms. Know-it-all

Italics+Bold: Xander

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I need your help. It's an emergency.

Good day to you too, Alexander.

Ms. Know-it-all!

Okay, fine, what's the emergency?

I don't know what to talk about with her.

Wow. Alexander Flynn is having trouble communicating with a girl. Is the world ending?

Can you just focus and help me out here?

Okay, okay. Thanks to my amazing skills, I learned that Avery has a dog named Laurel. Talk to her about puppies.

Stalker much?

Do you want my help or what?

Whatever. Thanks.

. . .

So far everything's okay. She's gone to the restroom so I'm left alone in the booth.

What else do you know about her?

That she's an idiot for accepting to go out with a guy like you :)

You're making me roll my eyes in public.

Aw, I'm sorry. Do you usually do it when you're looking at your reflection in the mirror?

Are you like this all the time and with everybody else? Because if you are then I'm gonna have to find another Ms. Know-it-all.

First of all, no. You're the first. And second of all, good luck finding a Ms. Know-it-all who'll actually want to help you.

I don't need any luck.

Good to know.

Yeah!

Great.

Awesome.

Idiot.

Idiot.

Did you just steal my line?

I ran out of words, okay? Gtg, she's returned.

Doofus.

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