Before Mapple could react, Pear had seized him. "Mwahahahahahaaaa", she cackled evilly. "I have caught one of you!"                                                                                                                                     "Aaaaaaaagh!", Mapple yelled. "Trapple! Flapple! Help!"                                                                       "Shut. UP.", said Pear menacingly.                                                                                                                 "Ermahgerd!" yelled Flapple, and she fled back to her parent's house.                                                   "JOHN CENAAAAA!", yelled Trapple, and she barreled into Pear, who shouted: "Aaaaah! It's a trap!" 

Trapple stopped wrestling Pear for a moment, and looked up, puzzled. "I'm TrapPLE!", she said, before she resumed the fight. Pear dropped Mapple and started fighting back. Mapple joined in the battle, green fists flying. But Pear stopped the fight, realizing that Flapple had gone to get help. "This is only the beginning!" she yelled, before disappearing into the forest.

Trapple and Mapple ran back to the house. There, Flapple had just finished telling the curiously disheveled-looking Draco and Apple the story of the fight with Pear. Draco looked puzzled, while Apple looked scared. "We need to have a family conference!", she said. Now, it was Draco's turn to look worried. "All of our kids?" he asked. Apple nodded. Draco blew an extremely loud whistle. Then the house rumbled. All remaining 15 kids raced down the stairs. 

These are all the kids:                                                                                                                                                                      

Bapple, aged zero, who liked to spank people and gurgle: "BAP!".

Capple, age one, who always wore a hat.

Dapple, age two, who had a lot of freckles.

Fapple, age three, who, umm...

Grapple, age four, who always pushed people around and wrestled.

Happle, age five, who was always smiling.

Japple, age six, who always poked people.

Kapple, age seven, who also liked hats but was horrible at spelling.

Lapple, age eight, who liked to pretend to be a cat, and always drank like one.

Napple, age nine, who almost always slept.

Papple, age ten, who loved her daddy. 

Mapple, age eleven, very smart, nerdy, and loved geography. 

Trapple, age twelve, always thinking up booby traps, also very smart. 

Flapple, age thirteen, loved food and was very nice. 

Crapple, age fourteen, a complete loser who smelled bad.

Rapple and Tapple, the twins, age fifteen, always in style, knowing the newest songs and the newest smartphones. 

Sapple, age sixteen, always dreaming of the perfect boyfriend. 

Vapple, age seventeen, very vapid and vain. 

And Zapple, age eighteen, with superpowers.