Mirajane: greetings, world.

Lucy: uh hi.

Mirajane: today is special. Today instead of truth or dare we're gonna play TRUTH.

Lucy: okay.

Mirajane: starting with...GAJEEL!!

Gajeel: why meeee?

Mirajane: don't moan. So...us it true you still sleep with a little toy bunny? (Ps don't lie PANTHERLILY told me)

Gajeel: ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL NO

Mirajane: we should have a punishment for lying. Gajeel di three laps of the Town.

Don't argue with me.

Gajeel:y-yes mam. (Runs off)

Mirajane: okay. Next up. . .sting.
Yay

Sting: gulp

Mirajane: do you have a crush on Yukino or Lucy?

Sting: FOR THE 536444444236633778994589927th time: NEITHER

NEITHER

NEITHER

NEITHER

NEITHER

NEITHER

NEITHER

NEITHER

NEITHER

Mirajane: okay rogue. Same question to you.

Rogue: do you have s lie detector?

Mirajane: yes and sting was truthing

Rogue: neither

Mirajane: liar

Rogue: are you calling me a liar?

Mirajane: well I ain't calling you a truther™

Rogue: maybe one of them.

Maybe

Maybe

Maybe

Maybe

Maybe

Maybe it's Yukino

Mirajane:😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀😱😱😱💀😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱