MirajaNe: HELLOOOOOOO. TODAY INSTEAD OF TRUTH IR DARE WE'RE GONNA PLAY 21 DARES/TRUTHS,

Lucy: Gods Mira. When are you gonna stop this?

Mirajane: 1

Levy: 2,3?

ELFMAN: MANLY FOUR

Evergreen: 5,6,7

Freed: 8,9,10

Bickslow: 11,12,13

Laxus: no.

Jet and Droy: FOURTEEN YAY👯

Gray: 15,16,17

Natsu: 18,19,29

Erza: (gulp) 21

Mirajane: SWAP CLOTHES WITH LYON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND SING IM A LITTLE TEAPOT WITH ACTIONS WHILE LICKING THE FLOOR AND DOING CARTWHEELS!

Erza: MiraJane you are evil I'm gonna cry.

Lyon: don't I get a say in-

Mirajane, Gray and Juvia: NO

Lyon: oh Juvia my love, why must you be so cruel to me...?

Mirajane: GO. GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO.

(Erza and Lyon leave)

Lucy: Mirajane...

Mirajane: yes?

Lucy and Happy evil smile: you haven't had a dare yet. Or a truth.

Mirajane: OKAY TRUTH I LIKE ONE PIECE MORE THAN BLEACH ALL DONE.

Lucy: MWHAHAHAHAHA. No. I have one.

Happy: Mwahahahahhaahahhahahahahhahahaahaa

Lucy: phone...Wakaba...and ask him out. You must date him for at least...one week.

Mirajane: NO. WHATS THE PUKISHMENT IF I DINT DO IT ANYWAYS. IM THE STRONGEST. NO ONE CAN BEAT ME UP.

Erza Kagura and Ultear: hello Mirajane.

Mirajane: I DONT WAAAAAAAAAAAANT TOOOOOO

Lucy: there IS an alternative

Mirajane: yes?

Lucy: ichiya

Mirajane: I don't want to die.

Lucy: take the phone.

Mirajane(takes phone): oh Wakaba..my love😖😫😩😡😱😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😞😣

Wakaba: wha?

Mirajane: my😫lovely💀darling😷Wakaba. Please...go out with me.

Wakaba: 😋😆😅😝😜😛😀😃😄YES MY LOVELY MEET ME AT BURGER KING IN FIVE MINS😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Mirajane (Hangs up): 💀😡😫😔😌😌😒😞😣😢😩😫😪😓😖😥😠😶😲😵😑HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPP