Pulse strutted into the school with a smirk plastered on his face. He does a little dance move by spinning in a circle before moving his body in the same strut once more.

He flashes a smile that melted half the female Pokémon there. He wasn't smiling for them. He was smiling for himself. I am the best there was. He thought as he winked.

He knew how good he looked. He wanted to show off how much better he was than those judge-mental fools. He smiled and the sun flashed off his teeth. Several of the male Pokémon rolled their eyes.

So did quite a few of the females, though most seemed to love what he was doing. Jabetu floated over to him. " You're being weird." She told him. He stuck out his tongue at her.

" You're one to talk floating sword." He flashes at her, sitting. Several gossip kinds of Pokémon gasped and said, " Roasted!" Jabetu glared at him.

" What the fuck happened to you? You've become arrogant." Jabetu commented. Pulse ignored her. He noticed a young Eevee bounce into the classroom. " Who is that?" He asked with disgust.

It better not be my wretched daughter that I apparently have. He thought. " Hasira, which seems like a really weird name for a shiny Eevee." Jabetu commented. The shiny Eevee greeted over half the class.

She bounded over to Jabetu. She seemed to reel back in horror at the sight of Jabetu. She gazed at Pulse. Her Eevee tail wagged. " H-hello." She began, holding out a paw to shake. " My Name is Hasira." She introduced.

Jabetu tried to shake her paw, but the Eevee instantly pulled it back. " You are a sword." She commented, observant. " Oh. Yeah. But I can still shake hands and paws if I'm careful. Here's my....uh handle." Jabetu states as she extends her hilt.

Hasira reluctantly shakes her hilt. Her ears bent as if she was a disgrace to the Pokémon world. Hasira instantly turns her attention to Pulse. " And Who is this?" She asked, flicking her tail at Pulse.

" My name is Pulse. Nice to meet you Hasira." He lied. He only grinned. " O-oh. Nice to meet you as well, Pulse." Hasira stuttered. What a joke. He thought. She's not even that cute. He walked over to his seat.

He sat down. A shiny Charmander day next to him, gazing pretty intently and creepily. He pretended he didn't notice. His ears folded as he heard chatter. " Is it true? Did Ruri get arrested for murdering Doom?" A Ditto asked.

" Of course it is. It isn't gossip for anything." A Pachirisu states. " I don't think we should gossip. It's not good." A Squirtle states, his eyes on a friend of his. " Pft, loser." A Rowlet snorted. " Oh shut up, ugly!" Squirtle yells.

" Quiet class!" The Ivysaur roared. The class didn't shut up. " I said shut up you worthless pieces of trash that we waste our good hard earned cash on that could be spent on a jacuzzi!" Ivysaur yelled, using Razor Leaf. That shut everyone up.

Mostly. " You're trash!" Ditto yelled at her. " You shitty!" A Trubbish yelled. " Oh yeah! Says the fucking trash bag. Who's the trash now?!" Ivysaur roared. " Still you." Ditto says.

Ivysaur glares at him. " You done yet, delinquent?" She asked him. Ditto became silent. " That's what I thought." She states as she goes back to her school notes.

" Now onto the lesson." She says, rifling through her things. She put an apple on her desk. She took a longer than needed drink out of her water bottle that lasted five minutes.

Satisfied, she wipes her mouth and pulls out paper. " Aha!" She exclaims. " Today we will be learning about mysteries." She stated. Jabetu raised her sword at Ivysaur. " Gah!" Ivysaur screeches slightly before saying, " Yes, Jabetu. You can put away the point now." Ivysaur told her.

Jabetu puts away her sword embarrassed. " Does this have to do with Doom's death?" She asked. Ivysaur looked at her with shock. " What?! Doom's dead?!" She asked, shock clear on her face. It showed she wasn't in with the news. " Yes." Jabetu commented, rolling her eyes.

Ivysaur cleared her throat. " No." She stated. " But that was a coincidental time for him to die and my mystery lesson came on around the same time he did die." Ivysaur states.

" But the perp was already arrest so it's no mystery who did it." A shiny Fennekin said. " Ruri the betrayer." Growled Ditto. " Calm down class!" Ivysaur exclaimed.

" We should just stop talking about it." The shiny Charmander states. " Paarthurnax is right." Pachirisu states. Pachirisu was an older Pokémon. He's a middle aged man who never went to school so here he went. He has an egg. So does Ivysaur.

They both love bragging about their unborn children. Saying they're gonna do great things. Pachirisu keeps on saying he wants his son to make Pachirisu more popular than Pikachu. As if. Pulse snorted as he thought this.

" Come on then class." Ivysaur states, beckoning with a paw as she lead the class to a room in the back. " To the lab room!" Half of the kids rolled their eyes at her. The kids plus Pachirisu followed Ivysaur.

Pulse blinked as the dark room was unfolded. " Why is it so dark? It's creepy." Squirtle states. " I need my blankie." Whined Ditto. Then he scoffed as everyone looked at him. " That I don't have anymore. I'm a man." He states as he puffs out his blobs. Somehow.

The kids all walked closer to Ivysaur. " Ah! It's a dead body!" Screamed Ditto as he leapt into Paarthurnax's paws. Paarthurnax looked up and dropped him, shaking his head at the Ditto. " Duh. Don't worry. It's just an Emolga. And she hasn't bled since she bled out and died from some bite mark of '87 or something." Ivysaur states as if nothing is wrong with that sentence.

" Now the thrill of mystery is..." She began before she got interrupted. " 67! That's my go to number for everything." Ditto states. " And now we know why you're failing math." Ivysaur comments, unamused and annoyed.

Ivysaur clears her throat. " The thrill of mystery is that certain Pokémon get to solve certain mysteries and sometimes they save the world when they solve a certain one. My favorite detective is Pikachu because he managed to solve a human crime. Not many Pokémon actually can solve human crimes because humans are stupid and cannot understand simple poke." Ivysaur states.

" Not to mention they have the cutest hats!" An Electrike squealed as she said so. Ivysaur snorted. " Mystery is more than just silly hats. It's all about the plot and who solves it." Ivysaur states. A chuckle could be heard. " It's about it all. Mystery is mystery. Get over it." Stated a Pokémon in the back.

A Quagsire showed himself. " Quagsire." Ivysaur stated. " Ivysaur." He stated, folding his arms. " Tell these children about mystery." Ivysaur states as she opens up a book to read. " But it's your class." Quagsire said. " Don't care. Not anymore." She stated.

" Hmmm..." Quagsire said as all the children gazed at him with wide eyes. Quagsire scratches his head. " I got it!" He exclaims, putting a finger up in the air.

" Follow me!" He said as he dashes further into the room. He starts throwing things. " Ow!" A Phantump said. " Fuck!" Exclaimed Ditto as he dodged a tire. Jabetu slashed at a pair of keys that were thrown at her. The keys screamed.

" Whoops." Jabetu says. " I'm bleeding!" Claimed the Klefki. " How? You're made of metal!" Quagsire exaggerates. At this point Ivysaur was snoring.

" Ignore them." Quagsire said as he pulled out a detective book. It was a ripped up notebook. " That's what you want to show us? It's really dusty." Hasira states, her nose wrinkling in disgust.

Quagsire opened The book. It was no ordinary notebook. That's what all cliche stories say. It was a list of cases that the detectives had to solve. Pulse's eyes dilated. He suddenly decided he hated that notebook. A really harsh snarl came out of his mouth, his teeth shown as his lips were peeled back.

Most of the Pokémon gave him odd looks or backed away. It was possible it was both. " Something wrong, kid?" Quagsire asked with concern. Pulse shook his head. " It's...nothing." Pulse commented, a smile coming on his face. " Trust me." He said. Quagsire shook his head as he tried to get something out of his mind.
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Ruri howled. " Y-you're making a terrible mistake!" She growled, pounding her paws against the side of the jail cell. Anger flashing in her eyes. That bastard blamed me for his father's death! He knew! He knew I didn't do anything, but he was first to point the paw at me.

But why? Why would he blame me for his father's death? Ruri asked herself in her mind. Her thoughts were interrupted by a slap to her face. " Shut up, bastard! Enjoy prison you good for nothing liar and murderer." A female Growlithe snarled.

A paw print was now on her left cheek bone. She rubbed the spot where it was. She snarled a bit. " Bastard." She commented, speaking of Pulse. She sat down.

Her ears perked as she heard a Pokémon violently being shoved in. " Let go of me! It was only one slap!" Barked a Lillipup, who was being dragged against the floor. " Yeah. But then you kicked the Flareon in the balls!" The Growlithe barked at her as he and two other Growlithe dragged her to a cell next to Ruri.

" So many Pokémon getting arrest. These punks disgust me." A male Growlithe growled. " Yeah. Not only that, but a murder." A female stated, shaking her head as the several Growlithe left.

" I'm not done with you bitches yet!" The Lillipup barked, yips coming out instead of volleys of barks. The Growlithe only rolled her eyes at the Lillipup.

The Lillipup huffed. " Over-tight dip wads." She fumes. Lillipup stomps around the cell. " Bitches! Dip shits!" Lillipup continued to fine as she kicked the cell before hopping around on one foot.

Ruri gazed at her as if she was a weirdo. The Lillipup turned her attention to her cell mate. Well, the cell Pokémon next to her. " Hello." The Lillipup began. " My name is David. What is yours?" She asked. " David?" Ruri asked her.

The Lollipup nodded. " My parents were expecting a boy so they had no girl names." She explained. " Ah." Ruri states. It was quiet for a few minutes before Ruri decided to talk once more. " My name is Ruri." Ruri told her. Anger.

Anger. Hasira. That's what she felt. It suddenly dawned on her then. Pulse...did he kill his own father and then frame me to hide his deed? David then opened her mouth to ask, " Why are you look so mad, my friend?"

Ruri looked away. " Someone framed me and landed me in here for murder." She told the Lillipup. " Oof." David said. Then the puppy Pokémon slammed a paw on her cell. " That's it! I have a great idea to get us both out of here." David exclaimed.

" What?" Ruri asked as the Lillipup face her. " We break out. Which is pretty cliche. But if we get all these jailed Pokémon on our side then maybe you can prove you didn't kill that Pokémon." David states.

" You sound like you're my new friend." Ruri states. " We can if you want. In time of course." The Lillipup states. " But how can we get all the other caged up Pokémon to agree?" Ruri asked.

" I think I know a way, girls." An eavesdropping Gengar said. " What are you locked up for?" David asked. " More important who are you and why have you been eavesdropping?" Ruri asked him.

" Tsk, tsk, tsk. Too many questions." He commented, waddling a finger. " The more important thing is that I heard everything. And I want in." The Gengar said, winking at them. " Name's Slider. Nice to meet you. Now about that prison break..." Slider said.
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Authors note: Oh no! I just based Slider off of Star Wars. Oh well. I hope you've enjoyed. If anyone asks about David....she was inspired by Mango Tango videos. Or iron mango. Either way David's.......was no accident. Tell
Me your thoughts. Thanks.