Everyone has a pervert
Here's how do deal with one

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Guy:*walks up to you* I wish thee was something between us.

Me: me too.

Guy: really?!

Me: yes, a wall*walks off like a boss*
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Love you my little Spartans/elites

P.s please comment any joke that is on your mind I already ran out of thoughts