I hate it when the computer says "user name or password is incorrect"
((Add exaggerated sigh here))
"AT LEAST TELL ME WHICH ONE IS IT!!"

((Please don't get offended))

People are like slinkys they don't serve a puorpuse but you can't help but laugh when they fall down the stairs.

Money grows from trees

This one goes out to you Xozen345.it's not the funnyist but it's something.

Me:mom can I have 50 bucks

Mom: do you think money grows from trees?

Me:.what is money made of?

Mom: paper.

Me: and where does paper come from?

Mom:..... I said No!!
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((How to make mom give you the 50 bucks))

Me:*crying*

Mom: fine! Have your 50 dollars!

Me: *sneaks away, and when mom isn't looking*

p.s I really don't do that, just to let you know.
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Love you my little spartens/elites (*^_^*)