5.
My mom texted me and told me she needed another day and promised another $50; so I guess I'm sleeping over with the guys.
Fiona stopped by a second time when the show was ending, and Horris made Loki answer it. Based on what he did, I seriously doubt she'll stop by again soon.
He swung open the door, and started professing his love to her in some mad crazy fluent Spanish. She slowly got more and more freaked out the more passionate and dramatic Loki got, and eventually just left.
He received multiple high fives and slaps on the back for that.
After that, Mike and Loki left to go get overnight bags. Nic and I didn't really need them, since we both wore basketball shorts and t-shirts, plus Horris has extra toothbrushes.
While Loki and Mike were out, I figured now was as good a time as any to order pizza. Can't forget everyone's favorites!
"Papa John's Pizza how can I help you?"
"BY HANDLING DEEEEEEZ NUTS!" Horris screamed in the background. I heard the employee sigh in the background and then the call dropped.
I cursed under my breath and took his phone and dialed 7.
"Dominos Pizza would you like to place an order?"
Yeah. He's got Dominos on speed dial.
"Yes, can I get two medium pizzas, a bottle of coke, a bottle of root beer, and a box of chicken bites?"
"What toppings would you like on your pizzas sir?"
"Okay I'm about to get super complicated, you ready?"
"I'm all ears"
"Here's the first pizza: I want one fourth pepperoni, one fourth with spinach and cheese, one fourth with just cheese, and one fourth meatlovers."
I heard a pen scribbling. When it stopped, I continued.
"Second pizza: I need two fourths pepperoni, one fourth barbeque chicken, one eighth buffalo chicken, and one eighth with anchovies."
The pen scribbled away.
"Okay I have two medium pizzas, two bottles of pop, and a box of chicken bites? Anything else?"
"Nah I think I'm good."
"Okay that'll be... $26.16, your order will be ready for pickup in forty five minutes. Can I get a name for the order sir?"
"Sexy Bubble Buns."
"I'm sorry?"
"The name for the order? First name 'sexy ', last name 'bubble buns '."
"Alright... thank you for calling Dominos and we'll see you in forty five minutes!"
Mike and Nic arrived somewhere in the middle of the phone call. As soon as I put Horris' phone down, the guys surrounded me, asking if I got their pizzas how they wanted them.
After reassuring my dudes, we were left with the question of what to do for the next forty five minutes.
Nic suggested Concentration. No one had any better ideas, so we got in a circle and started playing the game.
"Let's play *clap, clap, clap* Concentration *clap, clap, clap* No repeats, *clap, clap, clap* Or hesitations *clap, clap, clap* I'll go first *clap, clap, clap* and you will follow *clap, clap, clap* category is *clap, clap, clap* Foods!"
~ start game format ~
Nic: "Tacos!"
*clap, clap, clap*
Horris: "Burritos!"
*clap, clap, clap*
Me: "Salami!"
*clap, clap, clap*
Mike: "Oreos"!
*clap, clap, clap*
Loki: "Salamanders!"
*clap, clap---
~ exit game format ~
"Loki's out!" Nic exclaimed.
"What?! How am I out?!"
"You didn't stick to the category."
"Salamanders are food!"
And thus, the room was split in two. Those who thought Salamanders were a food, and those who thought Salamanders weren't a food. I for one, was on Nic's side.
"You can eat them can't you? That makes them food." Loki stated.
I googled the definition of "food" just to see what would come up.
Food: any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink, or that plants absorb, in order to maintain life and growth
So I guess salamanders do technically count as food, seeing as people, possums, alligators, and birds all eat them. But there's no way I'm telling Loki that.
But I did decide to chip in.
"Loki, nothing eats salamanders. Their the kind of animal that just kind of dies in the wild. And if nothing eats them, they can't be food. Case closed."
Horris, who was on Loki's side, snatched my phone and read aloud what was on the screen.
"Fish, reptiles, and other, larger amphibians, along with many feathered predators, all like to eat them. Small mammals such as shrews and opossums also eat salamanders when they find them in the damp woods. Some salamanders are even eaten by people." He read in a posh voice. Damn you.
Loki went to gloat, but Nic jumped up and screamed that we were late to get our food. I glanced at the clock and it read 5:06. I ordered the food at 4:20! We piled into Horris' truck and sped down the road to Dominos. Loki and Nic stayed to guard the car while Horris, Mike, and I went to get the food.
I grabbed a pizza and the bottle of root beer, Horris grabbed the other pizza and the chicken, and Mike grabbed the bottle of coke. I was in such a rush to get back to the car and back to Horris' that I fell off the curb and crashed right into someone on the way out. She were either really light or really off balance because she immediately fell back on her butt.
But the worst thing is, in the process of tripping off the two inch wall, the pizza box flew out of my hands and into the air. I tried to reach forward and grab it, forgetting about the girl, only to trip over her and fall.
I landed on the bottle of soda, which then exploded.
Accepting the soda was unsalvageable, I figured I could still save the pizza. Looking around for it, I realized I smelt it, meaning it was somehow freed from the box.
Then I noticed the girl. She had pepperoni and pizza toppings all over her, along with a good helping of root beer and foam on her formerly white (and now see through) shirt.
Well I found the pizza...
Don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs...
I looked up at her face and immediately recognized the furrowed eyebrows, scrunched up bunny nose, and chocolate hair with vanilla highlights.
"WALTER YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!"
I sheepishly smiled.
"Heyyy, Fiona..."
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