"God Fiona I said I was sorry!" I cried, picking a pepperoni out of her hair and popping it in my mouth.

"You did that on purpose you selfish asshole!"

I rolled my eyes. This was classic Fiona. She'd get pissed off and just start throwing out random insults.

I mean, I can see why she's mad. I did throw an entire pizza and bottle of soda on her. But I said sorry! And the guys aren't helping. They complained about being hungry, and we were going to leave but she was screaming about pressing charges against me on assault and whatnot. So the guys just started picking pizza and toppings off her and eating them.

And I joined.

Oh don't look at me like that. We did try to bring her to Horris' place to clean her up, but she was too busy having a fit. And I know it's a bad time, but her standing there bouncing around in a fit of fury, wearing a soaked white t-shirt was um... distracting.

"Hello?! Walter are you even listening to me?! God you haven't changed at all your just a selfish nobody that is so desperate for my attention that you--"

Yeah I tuned her out. I'm tempted to just get in the car and go. But I'm not that heartless. I'll just have to wait her out. She'll get tired and storm off eventually.

"--and you just can't let go can you? I repeat, you are so freaking obsessed with me that you just follow me around everywhere! You probably knew I'd be here didn't you? You--"

Yup I'm leaving.

"Hey Fiona it's been great catching up but you know I really should get going --"

"You're going to leave?! You'll leave me by myself in the dark covered in your food?! Your such a selfish asshole you know that Walter? I'm so glad I called things off with you! I--"

"Again, love what you did with your hair. I'll see you around okay? Okay bye Fiona!" I said, blowing her a kiss and hopping in the backseat with the guys.

"Drive!"

Horris drove off quickly and I could see Fiona screaming at the car from the parking lot. I really didn't mean to be so, well, mean. I just don't know how to handle her when she's a spinning ball of good looking fiery fury.

"Walt man you've got to stop running into her."

"Yeah especially with food! What is this, the fourth time?"

I gasped.

"C'mon Mike this is the second time!"

"No, remember that time at IHOP?"

"No, no I don't count that one because food got on both of us! Not just her."

Even though it was my fault...

Long story short, the waitress was coming with our food and I did a cowboy holler when I saw her. It scared her and she tripped, throwing our trays into the hair. Fiona got hit with the syrup and eggs, I got the waffles and the fruit. Orange juice got us both though.

"It was still her getting covered in food at your hands though"

"I still don't think it counts!"

~ 🕛 ~ two days ~ 🕛 ~

My mom finally let me back in the house yesterday. She was pretty relaxed and chipper, so I took an educated guess and inferred that she'd had a very pleasing two days.

This isn't me dogging her at all. I actually have no problem with being kicked out every once in a while to make way for her little 'exploits'. Besides, I get fifty bucks each time she does it! I like things just the way they are. We still have a bunch of fun times together, so her getting a little "Jane time" doesn't seem like such a crime. Neither does me having some "Walter time".

Anyway, I'm home and $80 richer. Mom decided she wanted to go vegetarian for dinner so I'm starving to death with nothing but a hot plate of meat disguised vegetables. Yay.

It's moments like these where I wish I had a pet or a sibling. Don't get me wrong, Walter loves his mother and wouldn't give her up for anything. I just wouldn't mind an extra companion for when she's busy. Like now she's in the kitchen cooking, so I'm forbidden from the kitchen.

Now all I can do is just sit here. The gang is all either in trouble or busy. Fiona's mom went door to door to fuss out the parents of all involved with her daughter's pizza assault. Luckily, my mom was occupied so she didn't come to the door. Everyone else didn't get off so luckily.

Horris' mom forbade him from going out to eat for the next two weeks. He is sentenced to fourteen days of her horrible cooking. 840 hours of torture or 42 meals of instant ramen.

Nic is just plain grounded. The usual. No video games, no phone, nothing with a screen. And no snacks. He's sentenced to three weeks without candy or junk food. Just books and health food. Come to think of it... Nic is healthiest when he's in trouble!

Loki and Mike don't get in trouble a lot, but when they do they just disappear. We don't see or hear from them at all for like two weeks. Their moms are friends and usually coordinate groundings.

Guess I'll see the boys in three weeks. Thanks to Fiona.