Hi everyone, it's your girl Cobalt here, just popping in to elaborate on some stuff.

First off, welcome and thanks for reading my book! Hope you guys are liking it so far, and feel free to toss in some constructive criticism every now and then!

Furthermore, I figured I'd clear some stuff up about my characters.

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To start, we have our main character/narrator: Walter J. Oliver. He's 18, but will be 19 in a month. He may seem like the biggest horny asshole the world has ever seen, but he's got some good qualities in there that you'll find out shortly.

I just wanted to clear up our main character isn't a total dick. He's got a bit of Asperger's in that head of his, meaning he's got no filter at all, isn't that good at picking up on social cues, and just says or does whatever comes to mind. Walter is, in a nutshell, impulse driven.
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Then we have Walter's squad. He's got four friends he's known since sixth grade: Horris, Nic, Mike (His brother), and Loki. Loki is the most similar to Walter's key personality while Horris is the furthest, but that doesn't change a thing.

Loki, being an impulsive horndog, is Walter's main partner in crime in all their hairboned schemes.

Horris is the Irishmen of the group. He swears, drinks (even though he's underaged) and is probably the most badass guy in the group.

Nic is the sweet troublemaker. He's a bit of a pig, snacking on anything and everything. He's portrayed as a total nutball, but in reality he hates seeing his friends distressed and does everything in his power to keep them from being so.

Then there's Mike. Mike is the one that always has a secret under his skin, but that everyone thinks they know. The boys are always finding out random little facts about him and being amazed by them.
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And who could forget Walter's ex-girlfriend, Fiona? I'm not going to give too many details on her so as to avoid spoilers, but I will give a brief overview of her character in general.

She's your classic stereotypical girly girl. A major hopeless romantic, beguiling, and prissy girl. She does have a good side, it's just a little camouflaged under all that Chanel.
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Any more questions on the characters? No? Alright! On with the story!

Don't forget to vote and comment as you scroll on! À bientôt!

~ Cobalt_Jay