Stuff I forgot last night

12-year-old boy: *goes into the pantry* What do you have for dessert?
C: We don't have dessert on ordinary days.
12-year-old: I don't agree with that!
C: Well I don't agree with you barging into my pantry and demanding diabetes.

Then with this one, I have no idea of the context except it was something on TV, and the 13-year-old said, "Can you imagine being stupid? I can't relate."