The 8-year-old I keep after school was decorating their Christmas tree, which her family didn't quite finish last night. At the bottom of the box she found an "Our First Christmas 2009" ornament which I knew full well to be from her mother's first marriage.

8-year-old: This is so pretty! Why has it never been hanged?

Me: *is not about to say a word*

*She hangs the ornament of her mom and her mom's ex-husband on the tree*

8-year-old: I turned it around, though. So people don't see the date and wonder why we have such an old ornament.