So... Who is my friend? And I don't just mean the simple phrase that anyone can say: "I'm your friend." I mean truly... Who is actually my friend? Someone that will be there through thick and thin. Someone that is there for support and help. Someone that helps me through tears, and laughs with me in glee. Is there anyone left? Anyone that would actually, truly, be up to the task?

After all, who could love, much less like, a monster like myself? I mean, hey...when you have half of a school with 2000 students in it afraid of you, there's a reason, right?