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J: It's a pretty clever plan, I hope it works out for them
D: Jay, your not supposed to root for the criminals
J: Always root for the home team

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K: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
D: This. I don't like this.

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K: This is the shittest plan you've ever had
D: You're supposed to say it's "just crazy enough to work"
T: No, no I'm with Kon. It's not gonna work
W: I dunno, Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre machinations.

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J: I didn't kill anyone! I was framed!
D: Okay! Okay! I believe you! But FYI, you're kinda acting like a murderer.

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D: Tim really told the WE bored he "watches a lot of law & order" after almost getting shot, picking up the bullet, and saying "These are .223 caliber. Subsonic grounds. The guy must have put a suppressor on the rifle."

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R: Jay, you know what your doing, right?
J: Ish

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T: I can't take waiting around like this, you know? It's nerve-racking. My nerves are racked. They're severely racked. Racked.
J: We could knock you out and wake you up when it's over

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T: I feel like everyone's talking about me :(
B: That's a little paranoid, don't you think? I mean the whole world doesn't revolve around you.
T: It revolves around Dick
D: This is true

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J: Hey, can you guys hear anything?
D: You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!

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K: What do you dream about?
D: I don't dream. I only have nightmares about this economy.

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R: Everyone, Wally's real name is Bitch. Please call him that exclusively from now on.

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T: what am i doing wrong?
C: Do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?
T: a friend
C: See a therapist

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K: Yanno
K: im the guy in the sidelines that could totally annihilate you all if i just decided to turn on you.
D: What's holding you back, coward?
T: Me :)

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T: The JL rly pulled up like "I'm sorry, who is in charge here?" Like idk homies whoever yells the loudest

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W: will someone help me plEase
R: Got two words for you
W: bet they won't be helpful
R: Your problem

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D: if you guys have suggestions you can put them in the suggestion box
B: That's a trash can
D: Yep :)

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R: hm, Tim is nice to hug.
R: i wouldnt pass down the opportunity if he were to hug me again.
T: He no longer had his wallet

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T: I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
D: I'm afraid you'll have neither.

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T: I have Spotify🎶open right now📨on my computer💻🖥Do you want😫me to blast 🗣🔥you❓Do you want⭕me to put you on⚡💨❌blast❓'Cause I've got your history📖right here in the sidebar📜👀🖱'Take It Back'⏪⏪by Jimmy Buffett👴🏼👴🏼'Nautical Wheelers'🌊🚗by Jimmy Buffett🏖'Jolly Mon Sing'🎅🏼🇯🇲by Jimmy Buffett🍸'Steamer'💨🌫by Jimmy Buffett🍔🏝'Treat Her Like A Lady'👄💃🏼🎩by Jimmy Buffett🕶🏄🏼'Mañana'⏰⏳by Jimmy Buffett🎸🌴'When Salome Plays the Drums'🎧🎹by JAMES🌅BUFFETT🌸'Havana Daydreamin'🏖💭🏝by Jimmy Buffett🔊👴🏼What the FUCK⚠️😤happened to you⁉️Are you HAUNTED👻💀Are you fucking POSSESSED👺⁉️You used to be💧🕥my BROTHER👥😓

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D: cant wait to assemble a group of my best friends as if we were the protagonist squad in a piece of media and then decide on what roles we all fill

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T: If a time traveller doesn't come and stop me, how bad can this decision be?

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W: this is gonna sound stupid but i'm amazed at baby capybaras bc they really truly are baby capybaras. there r so many animals you guys. so many where the babies look like tiny primordial creatures compared to the mature ones but baby capybaras r just little capybaras. they just start out like that. you know what i mean
D: lowercase

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R: want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

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R: Dreamt about you guys last night
D: /pos or /neg?
R: /neg 😍

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J: 'shut up' but like flirtatiously.

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T: Bella Swan discovered the existence of vampires and then went to school the following Monday like it was nbd and I will do the same

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W: I wish I was a cat.
W: Not, like, in a furry way though.
W: Just in an "I'm sad and want to sleep in the sun and live in a bookshop and have no responsibilities" kind of way

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R: Mans rly slammed the door then said "ahh loud noise" like a lil bottom huh I love him so much

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D:  Since I'm gonna be gone for a while, I've left a complimentary bowl of advice.
D: For example, "Jason, stop doing that" applies to everything

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T: The government is just a shared illusion we all experience from chemicals out into water.
W: ... And who puts these chemicals into the water?
T: The government

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W: Jason, setting fire to a pile of clothes: And just like that, laundry is done.

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T: the real Jason would help me sabo this wedding
R: is 'sabo' short for sabotage, Timothy?
T: ...why would you...I mean why would you even say that-

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D:  Isn't it funny how other everyone is basically a background character in other people's stories. Except me, of course, because I'm beautiful and important, but like, all of you guys.

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R: do what your heart tells you to do timmy.
T: well my heart tells me to do a lot of things that society doesn't agree with.

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T: What are they in for?
D: Tim, this isn't prison. Its a zoo
T: So they can leave?
D: No, but -
T: I bet that one murdered someone

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D: Y'know what they say.
Read by all
T:
W:
J:
C:
B:
K:
R: ...You gonna follow up with that?
D: Follow up with what?
R: DICK, you can't just say "Y'know what they say" and not follow up with something
D: Oh... Really??
T: Yes, really
D: Well, y'know what they say

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