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T: Thinkin abt the parallel between Bojack internalizing the idea that he wasted PC's best years and his mother always telling him that he ruined her and she was beautiful before she had him and she lost her youth raising him
T: "I'm your son, all I HAD was you" PAIN

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B: Writing is so frustrating bc it's like. there's no difference between romantic and platonic feelings because all love is valuable and one isn't inherently more important than the other, there are different types of love (see; the Greeks) but what's actually different is people and the social expectations of specific relations and paths in life and dividing love between that "special" person and "everyone else" is stupid and a product of industrialization and media and a tactic to divide people and that's why it's queer (radicalized) people that struggle with the idea. Love is survival because "From the moment we're born, we need someone to love us. We won't make it otherwise." How would love if we didn't have the post-modern media culture of romance movies and ever Disney movie ever. What if we simply learned to love without that fake ideal image that's planted in our heads. Like, would it be more authentic???? More pure??? There's so many different takes on the whole "true love" "love at first sight" shit but it's not like people love each other on accident. We're simply so stuck in a system where empathy can't flourish and things that don't generate some kind of profit are thought of as inherently worthless that we romanticize things because that's the only way we can survive the decay, but we don't actually do anything to make it better because we've convinced ourselves we can't.  So like, we don't know what the natural process of love is bc the inherent nature of humanity has gotten obfuscated by all this stuff and the materialistic values of late-stage capitalism have created this cycle where everyone is looking for some grand reason for existing a greater purpose, but none of us want to make ourselves a purpose, none of us what to commit to the idea that there is no higher authority than our own consciousness. And the few that do are ridiculed for not obeying societal norms and whatnot (the gays smh). It's too easy to say ppl are inherently good or bad, or that everything is a construct or that it's just survival instincts and whatnot bc ppl tend to think of primal instincts as 'fight and kill,' but they forget about the way people are born with the urge to create and share and learn and other gay bullshit and basically "most people wouldn't fall in love if they'd never heard of it" and genuine connection with people and empathy is the biggest fuck you to capitalism that we have bc it's a process of reconnecting to human nature. But how I do I convey that through two lesbians????

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T: I put on the cat ears. I put on the maid dress. I enter the Paris catacombs. I am the thing that chases you.

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D: TIL In a major breakthrough in bovine linguistic research, experts have confirmed that cows moo with accents distinct to their herd.
D: Thrilling development in the curing edge field of bovine linguistics

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W: *david tenants voice* ohno it's my arch-enemy David lanndlord

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T: it rules that in elementary we learn just the basics of every subject but then highly specific meteorological niche of cloud classification
J: Another beautiful day without using sin cos or tan

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J: Cant be a wizard if ur bi. if ur bi ur a bizard
B: if your a lesbian you're a lizard :)

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D: Im an industry plant please water me

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B: "donating my body to science so those dork virgin scientists can see what a perfect pair of tits looks like at least once in their lives" -Steph

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W: I get embarrassed doing anything . I wear sunglasses when it's sunny and I'm like this is so humiliating .
T: Walking downhill is so embarrassing like ooo look at me doing a little trot like a stupid fucking horse id rather be dead

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T: while watching the Tinkerbell film franchise we can see that pixie hollow functions differently to our own society, for example, while all the fairies work in assigned jobs, we never see any evidence that they receive money for their work, furthermore we never see any fairies spending money, however, they seem to have all of their essentials provided for them. When Tinkerbell arrives at pixie hollow she is assigned a house and we see that each fairy receives a daily ration of pixie dust. Even when Tinkerbell abandons her job in the first movie we still see her receiving pixie dust. By watching the films critically we can deduce that pixie hollow is a communist utopia that uses no form of currency. In this essay, I will-

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D: I cant mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys

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W: Roy and Tim have great teamwork
R: We do?
W: Yeah, first you do it then Tim does it right

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T: Thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why'd the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

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R: Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn't even care about
D: i know fandom history that even I don't care about

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T: I'm deficient in vitamins scientists haven't even discovered yet.

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R: Imagine if you were a rich housewife suspicious that your husband was cheating on you and you hired a private investigator to follow him and the PI came back with a ream of polaroids of himself railing your husband. Wouldn't that be fucked up

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R: Timmy, rollerblading into Dick's therapy office this week with sunglasses and a diet coke: Dickie, you're not gonna fucking believe this

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B: We call THAT a traumatic event, not a "bruh moment," or a "major L," or an "oof lmao" please go to therapy

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T: this is the worst possible outcome. Why would you come here. The villains are going to kill us both. We're all going to die-J: bro can you just shut the fuck up for a second

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D: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
W: you and me <3

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J: Villain: Scared?
J: Timmy: Actually, years of trauma and fighting for my life against mental and physical abuse and isolation have pretty much burnt out my adrenaline response to situations like this and left me without the ability to feel normal reactions and emotions.
J: Villain:

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D: Who let Bruce do a press conference sleep deprived
D: he just said "People always ask me how I control this family. The truth is that I have no control over this group at all. This morning, Tim called my name and I went to see what was going on, then Stephanie shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun." to every reporter in the city please guys what the fuck

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