(MIXED UP BOOKS)

--------------------------

At the end of Mockingjay part 2, Peeta looks into Katniss's eyes and says

"You love me. Real or not real?"

Then the screen goes black

And we hear Katniss say "Real"

Then we all explode

And then, we hear the birds and the meadow appears in the screen, and seconds later we see a dark haired girl and a blond boy running and playing...

OH MY GOD YES

---

Being a multifandom blog means that there will be times when you forget that you have multiple fandoms and spend 2 hours blogging about one thing

---

Me: *cries over book*

family: it's just a book

Classmates: it's just a book

Teacher: it's just a book

The whole world: it's just a book

The fandoms: we are here for you.

---

But whyyyy say 'Everlark' when you can call it 'Peeniss'??

---

Who wants to see Finnick in his underwear?

Whole world: raises hand

---

Finnick: I now call the meeting of sexy fictional characters to order!

Tobias: Is there cake?

Finnick: no, but we have sugar cu-

Augustus: sugar cubes are not Orange, Finnick.

Peter: haha, yeah... Sugar cubes...

Tobias: WHO THE ____ LET PETER IN AGAIN?!

Finnick: Peter? I thought he was a girl

Peter: WHAT?

Finnick: you know with your shiny hair and everything...

Peter: *takes out butter knife*

Finnick: *takes out trident*

Tobias: *takes out gun*

Peeta: *takes out bread*

Agustus: *takes off leg* You sir, do not belong here. *Hits Peter out of solar system with leg*

Finnick:

Tobias:

Agustus: I've always wanted to do that.

---

Pansy: Theo James is ugly

Me:

Me:

Me: I like you like I like petris

Me: I don't.

---

After reading Divergent:

Me: *steps on soil* omgosh the Amity

Me: *rain drops on face* omgosh the Erudite

Me: *sees coal fire burning* omgosh the Dauntless

Me: *sees stones* omgosh the Abnegation

Me: *sees glass window* omgosh the Candor

Friend: *backs away slowly*

me: what?

---

BREAKING: Suzanne Collins, author of the hunger games, regrets killing Finnick Odair

"He will not die in the movies," says Collins. "that will help undo my mistake."

(IDK if this is real, I read it.)

---

Olay?

Olay.

The Fault In Our Sombreros. Coming in theatres this June.

Nacho average love story.

---

The first official teaser for Mockingjay part 1 will be shown at the MTV Movie Awards on April 13th!!!

(Not sure if real)
---

Me: *sits down at lunch*

Me: *looks next to me and that person has a butter knife*

Me: OMG!!! EVERYBODY RUN IT'S PETER HE'S GONNA STAB US ALL!!

Person: Who is Peter?

Me: EVERYONE RUN!!!

*everyone stares*

Teacher: Come with me!

Me: I AM DIVERGENT I CAN'T BE CONTROLLED!!!

Me: *runs away and jumps through window*

---

People during fire:

Teenagers: save the video games!

Parents: get out of the house save yourself and siblings!

Fangirls: save the books! Hurry get all the books!

---

Friend: what are you gonna do when Josh Hutcherson gets engaged?

Me: buy a wedding dress

Me: DUH

---

Me: I've met Josh Hutcherson 3 times 4 plus 6 divided by 9 minus 2 times.

Me: jealous much?

---

*firework*

me: another tribute died.

Friend:

Me:

*many fireworks*

me: at this rate we will win.

Friends:

Me:

Friends:

---

Because of Joan Rivers, the entire THG fandom is letting out their inner Johanna Mason

---

The Stages Of Allegiant:

Me: but why didn't the book start with shouting?

Me: Thank god they are leaving

Me: Wut happened to Tori.. OH GOsH

Me: Why didn't we guess America was outside the fence goodness gracious

Me: Amar what are you doing here?

Me: Wait TORI'S BROTHER

Me: So they have been watching them the whole time

Me: Okay

Me: Tobias you better not friggin cheat

Me: This just got real

Me: Okay

Me: So divergents don't threaten the system...?

Me: Awe fourtris love again

Me: What.

Me: No

Me: NO

-------------------------------

Hellow

Okay so making chapters where you gotta write

Me: this

Me: that

Really takes a LOT of time, so sorry they are short.

---

If your wondering, yes, the name of this chapter has nothing to do with the context of this chapter

---

QOTC: do you guys ever wonder what would we do without books?

---

THANK YOU FOUR 8,8K!!!

You are siriusly awesome!

Also PETER DIES.

April fools!

(btw worst April fools ever)

Ahhhh im so bored...

May the oddies be everies in your favories...

Baies!