The Hunger Games and Fangirl Jokes
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A book where Katniss Everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does

Mockingjay

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Apparently teenagers need 10 hours of sleep a night to function properly maybe that's why I suck at everything

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*talks about celebrities on first name basis as if we're actually friends*

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If Katniss never volenteered for Prim:

*on the train*

Peeta: so...

Prim:

Peeta:

Prim:

Peeta: has Katniss ever mentioned me?

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Gale today

Gale tomorrow

Gale forever

Just not with Katniss.

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What if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn't have to use a flashlight so it wouldn't be so obvious

The future is now

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FANDOM UNIVERSITY
You mayor in your biggest fandom.

Classes are on trivia, how to edit and other fandom related stuff.

You get scholarships based on activeness in chosen fandom

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Detailed list of reason to hate Peeta Mellark:

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I'm betting my money now that Jennifer Lawrence trips walking down the wedding aisle.

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"Divergent: the new hunger games"

"The Maze Runner: the new hunger games"

"Dora the explorer: the new hunger games"

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President snow's gran-daughter: One day I'm gonna trip at the Oscars, just like you

Katniss: tryin 2 forget

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What if you woke up on Christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the Christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like "Oh good, you're finally awake."

*rapidly tries to make hair look decent*

But then he was like "No your hair looks fine." and he laughed

And then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence he was just like:

"I like your pajamas."

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It ain't an award show until Jennifer Lawrence trips

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IDK I just really like books

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the Fault in our stars
hArry potter
the maze ruNner
Divergent
the mOrtal instruments
the hunger gaMes
percy jackSon

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In 8th grade I had a teacher who, if he caught you reading, would take your book away, read the ending, then threaten to tell you the ending if he caught you reading it again

Satan

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Fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that "if you're crying wipe the tears all over your face and they'll help clear up your skin" then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your your skin and clear acne and I remember thinking "excellent, fandom will make me beautiful"

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I'm sorry that my obsession with The Hunger Games makes it impossible to carry on a conversation

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"I know it sounds stupid but its really good I swear."

-me trying to get people to read books I like

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Divergent Jokes:
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ALLEGIANT

you're favorite characters die

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Fact: while filming Divergent Kate Winslet (Jeanine Mathews), was five months pregnant. So they used different styles if clothing and a brief case to hide the bump

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The Divergent Movie:

Tris: what's your tattoo?

Four: you want to see it?

Entire Audience: YES

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Uriah: wanna sit on my lap?

Tris: N-

Me: *shoves Tris out of the way*

Me: move it or lose it!

Me: *sits on Uriah's lap*

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Tris: what am I?!

Hagrid: yer a wizard, Trissy

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Divergent Preschool:

Teacher:

"Tobias, give other people cake too."

"Tris, stop jumping of chairs"

"Christina, stop trying to kiss Will."

"Peter, put down that butter knife!"

"Uriah don't start fights with other kids."

"Marlene don't eat muffins off the floor!"

"Molly stop punching Tris!"

"What age do I have to be for retire?"

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Shailene Woodley is such a good

ac-tris

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*Tris and Tobias are a couple*

Caleb: Aren't you too old for my sister?

Tobias: No, it's a two year difference.

Everyone else: aren't you too old for Tris?

Tobias: IT'S A TWO YEAR DIFFERENCE! God.

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Eric: you fight until one of you can't anymore.

Four: Or until one of you concedes.

Eric: A brave man never backs down.

Four: Lucky for you, that wasn't a rule when we fought.

Entire theater: ooooohh

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Friendly reminder that we're going to get to see Shailene high on peace serum in the Insurgent movie

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Why read Allegiant when you can get hit by a bus ten times for the same feeling?

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I feel like every time two actors are in love in a movie people start shipping them

"Heck yes."

This is what book fandoms do

What if Theo James was in a movie with a tree huh then what?

#treo

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You're so annoying, even an Amity would punch you.

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There is no i in Edward

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IDK, ask an Erudite

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Heyo guysssss, can I just say something quick?

Okay?

Okay.

THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOUR 11K READS!!

*throws sugar cubes in the air*

I just wanna to tell you that I read all your comments and even though I don't respond as much as I used to, I still make my replies in my head and laugh at your funny comments.

So yup, *makes super naruto, idk awesomeness voiceeeeee*

QUESTION OF THE CHAPTER TIME!

When was the last time you cried over a book? Which one? (SPOILER FREE PLEASE)

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*Makes Joey Graceffa's voice*

May the odds be ever in your favor...

Good bye!

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