*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*

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I don't want you, I want your Netflix password

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I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life crawled from the depths of hell and grabbed me in a choke hold and dragged me into the flames but it's kinda fun here idk

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I wonder what the hipsters think of us

"We don't talk about THAT side of tumblr"

"Ha another fandom post ruined"

"Sorry we made this post about Starbucks"

"How do people just blog about fictional characters all day"

"What no why the Starbucks is xthgfanxfangirl following me"

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Procrastireader: [proh-kras-tuh-ree-der] noun: someone who reads books to avoid doing the unpleasant things they know they should really be doing.

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I love completing a trilogy/series like wow you look so beautiful on my shelf

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They think I am a bookworm

They think I am a smart girl

Because I read lots of books

I must be innocent

They don't know

tHE FANFICS

THE FANARTS

ALL THE SMUT

THEY.DON'T.KNOW

HAHAHAHAAHHA

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Imagine you're making yourself a milkshake, when you hear a knock at the door. You open it to see your top ten favorite characters in the yard. Your milkshake brought your favorite characters to the yard.

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I think there are two kinds of readers.

There are the ones who can't wait to get home and crack the spine and make the book look read.

Then there are those who barely open the pages because they want the book to continue to look perfect even after reading.

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Tumblr is like Hogwarts.

It's divided into groups based on interests and personalities

People who belong to tumblr don't talk about it to people who don't

And the pictures move

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When I grow up I wanna be a fictional character :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

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I run a "what the heck is her main fandom" blog

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Sleep is for people who aren't emotionally entangled with fictional characters

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Imagine being raised by your otp tho

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I think the official greeting should be 'ahoy me hearties' because we are all ship mates here

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Book: No one is gonna buy me.

Me: Wait I'm coming.

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On my death bed: no hold on I can't die yet, there's ten more pages in my book

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"Who's you're favorite character?"

The dead one.

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The only workout I ever get:

carrying like 12 books out of the bookstore

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Katniss: *puts nightlock between teeth*

Katniss: It's a metaphor

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Boy: I'm perfect

Me: Oh really? What book are you from?

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Peeta: I've got Katniss

Augustus: I've got Hazel

Gale: I've got both legs

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Have you ever been so mad at a group if people that you wrote a Hunger Games fanfiction with them as the tributes

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On a scale of Gale Hawthorne to Ceaser Flickerman how much do you ship Everlark

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Mom: Will you cry when one of your idols gets married?

Me: I'll probably get a little teary-eyed looking at him as I walk down the aisle

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*opens book and inhales deeply*

Yep. I'm gonna like this one.

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It's impossible to be sad if you replace all vowels in your fav character's name with o's

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Next time you get second place and someone tells you "that's great!" Reply with "not in The Hunger Games it ain't"

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TFIOS:

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*BREAKS DOWN DOOR* I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FAULT IN OUR STARS AND I am kidding because I wouldn't be able to break down your door through the emotional trauma that is tfios

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John Green answering questions:

Question: Are you a banana?

John: Oh come on. These questions are just getting stupid.

John: do I have some kind of pale exterior that you can peel away and then-

John: Oh.

John: But do I thrive in tropical climates?

John: Oh my God. I am a banana.

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Mom: I want you to get off the computer.

Me: the world is not a wish granting factory.

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I wonder if Theo James, Ansel Elgort and Miles Teller, over the fact that they'd all kissed Shailene Woodley ever had a conversation like:

Theo: Shailene is a really good kisser!

Miles: I know right!

Ansel: Has she done the tongue thing with you?

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This week on Tumblr:

It's a metaphor. You're a metaphor. I'm a metaphor. Your keyboard is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor. Run. It's too late.

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John Green ruined my life slowly then all at once

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TMR:

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*at the Fence*

Four: Dauntless are in charge of guarding the Fence...

Tris: *looks out*

Tris: What's out there?

Newt: The Maze.

Tris:

Newt:

Tris: I'm sorry who are you?

Newt: Oh

Newt: lol sorry, wrong movie set

Four:

Tris:

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The Maze Runner, where everything is the same except Newt is Pingu

Newt: newt newt newt

Thomas: Stop it Newt.

Minho: what is tha-is that-omg

Thomas: poop.

Minho: on my brand new sneakers.

Newt: newt newt motherf**ker

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It's

WICKED

not

WCKD

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Newt: THOMAS!! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS SHUCKING MAZE!!

Thomas: Okay............. But first,

LEMME TAKE A SELFIE.

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It's going down

I'm yelling grievers

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Percy Jackson:

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"*breathes heavily* did you just say Percy Jackson?"

"No I said Peter Johnson"

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Imagine Percy taking a shower to try to clean off but the water has no affect on him and he's just standing there

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HP:

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Ever wanted to call Hogwarts?

1 (781)-452-4077

(Someone please try this out and comment what happened)

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What do you mean you don't like Harry Potter

Are you feeling well?

Do you need to sit down?

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I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever had presentations.

Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with "so...yeah."

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"So you like Harry Potter?"

No you don't understand

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When you turn 18:

Parents: Do this.

You: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf

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If I ever got to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see myself the way I am.

Why? Because being able to look into the mirror of Erised would mean that I was at Hogwarts, and all of my dreams would have come true.

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TMI:

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Before TMI:

Fairy

After TMI:

Faerie

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Jace as a kid

[exam]

Coolest person you know?: me

Most stylish person you know?: me

Funniest person you know?: me

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Divergent:

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DAY 5108

WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHO PLAYS URIAH.

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Person 1: What Faction are you from?

Person 2: Divergent

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Are you happy? Because if you are, then I'm happy too! Hope you laughed! That's always my goal. :)

117,000 reads oh my demigods! THANK YOU!

I made this chapter with a lot of fandoms yay!

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I'm a Procrastireader right now. Oops :)

QOTC: How many author singed books do you own? How many authors have you met?

A: None :) hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah 😀🔫

I've never even seen someone famous in my life.

Tfios is still not out *cries*

I'm improving in Pottermore. I completed the stories until book 4 AND THERE IS NO MORE! I LOVE THE PICTURES!! I love collecting the thingies.

I want it to be September for the Maze Runner movie aghhh!

Newt newt newt bye!

May the odds and you already know how this goes.... Bye!