D: hey Phil

P: yeah?

D: you wanna know who my daddy is

P: who?

P: i swear if it's John Cena

D:

P: what?

D:

There's the proof

P: Dan

D: he exterminated my virginity

P:

D:

D:

Good times

P:

D:

Like dAMN DADDY

P:

D:

P: fuck you

Wow this is boring