D: Hey.. Philly

P: Hi Danny

D: can I ask you something?

P: No I don't have Maltesers

D: dammit.. but that's not what I wanted to ask you.. what I wanted to ask you is, who's Adam?

P: adam? I don't know an adam. What are you saying? I SWEAR WE'RE NOT DATING

D: PHIL PHIL CALM DOWN

D: but why are you acting so suspicious?

P: .. Adam is my ex boyfriend

D: why do you have heart emojis on his contacts?

P: ...

D: why are you guys sending each other xx?

P: um..

D: why did you call him babe..?

P: um....

D: Phil are you cheating on me?

P: psshhh... no

D: Phil don't lie to me

P: but you'll be mad at me

D: so you're cheating on me

P: ...

D: Are you serious phil?

D: dO I MATTER?

D: THINK ABOUT THE KID

D: THINK ABOUT ME

D: WHAT DO YOU THINK, OH, I'LL CHEAT ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY?

P: Dan calm down

D: NO I WON'T FUCKING CALM DOWN BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT ME OR OUR CHILD

P: Dan I can explain

D: NO HARRY AND I ARE LEAVING NOW

P: DAN I TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON WHEN I PUT BABE

D: FUCK Y- wait what

P: I texted the wrong person when I put babe, I was meaning to text you

D: ... okay.. but why do you have heart emojis for him?

P: It's a heart and a broken heart emoji. Look closely.

D: Ohhhhhh

P: yep

D: .. sorry Philly

P: It's okay, dork.

D: heheh..