D: I'm bored

P: hi bored I'm Phil

D: Phillll

P: yes bored?

D: I wanna do something

P: and what do you want to do bored?

D: my name is not bored it's Dan Lester

P: ah, okay. What do you want to do, Bored Dan Lester?

D: ugh

P: Bored Ugh Dan Lester?

D: fine I'm gonna go hang out with Pj

P: no no no Dan Lester please stay

D: say Dan is the bestest ever

P: Daniel

D: fine

P: what do you want to do?

D: I dunno

P: I'm gonna go to ShakeAway, you wanna come?

D: carry meeee

P: no

D: please

P: no

D: I'll have sex with you

P: I'm on my way

D: :)

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