H: Dads

P: yes?

D: yees?

H: something happened with me and Lou

D: what happened

D: did he cheat

D: dID THIS MOTHERFUCKER CHEAT ON DAN AND PHIL LESTER'S SON

D: DID HE HURT YOU

P: DID HE GET YOU PREGNANT

D: HE BETTER NOT HAVE GOTTEN YOU PREGNANT

D: NOT LIKE PHIL WAS WITH YOU

P: never letting you top again

H: caLm dOWN

H: we had our first kiss

D: aWWWWWW

D: PHIL HE'S GROWING UP

P: *wipes fake tear* They grow up so fast

H: It's not really a big deal.. it was just a simple peck

D: we need a ship name

H: oh god dAD DON'T

P: Houis?

D: no..

H: sTOP

D: Harouis? No..

P: Larry

D: lARRY IT IS

P: WE NEED A LAST NAME TOO

D: LOMLIMSON

D: no..

P: Stylesinson? No..

D: styLINSON. LARRY STYLINSON.

P: YES

D: WOO

H: STOP IT

D: Have fun with your booooyfriend Harry

P: and don't get him or yourself pregnant

P: love you

H: I'm leaving now