H: Dads can you go buy some cherries please

D: WHAT

P: NO

H: why not?

P: IT'S PERSONAL

D: CHERRIES ARE EVIL SON

D: EVIIL

H: What's wrong with cherries? Why are rhey evil?

H: *they

D: ... Cherries took my fall out boy albums once

H: wHAT

H: NO

H: REALLY

P: yup

P: .. cherries also took my troye sivan albums

H: I hate cherries

H: so much

H: nOBODY TAKES TROYE FROM ME

H: NO ONE

P: and that's why they're evil

D: yep

P: how about we buy candy instead?

H: yEAH

D: LES GO

P: WOOP WOOP

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P: Dan never tell Harry about the cherry fic

D: never