D: you're like homework

D: I slam you on the table and do you all night

D: Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed

D: you're like my little toe

D: because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

D: has anyone ever told you your ass looks like a phone bc I wanna press that pound button all night long

H: Dad

H: look at the name

H: what the hELL

D: fffff

D: ... so.. uh.. have you done your homework?

H: can we just pretend this never happened

D: agreed

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P: DANIEL JAMES LESTER

D: heh.. love you too

[NOT saying Dan tops!¡!¡]