P: well guess who just had baby number twO

D: I'M SORRY OKAY

D: TOPPING JUST HAPPENS

P: TOPPING DOES NOT JUST FUCKING HAPPEN

D: YES IT FUCKING DOES

P: Alright then.. let's see who agrees

D: alright

P: you, the unicorn or narwhal reading this-

D: wait.. narwhal? Unicorn?

P: .. yeah

D: ...

P: as I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted, you, the unicorn or narwhal reading this, may post in the comments who's side you're on. That topping does happen, or doesn't just happen. I think it doesn't just happen.

D: Phil, you can't just ask people that

P: wHoSe sIdE aRe yOu oN

[Post in the comments whose side you're on! Yes, I have a new idea, and it's debating. In some chapters, I'm going to make them argue so that you can debate whose side you're on. Baiii - A :) ]