P: .. dan do you know where the dog is

D: no

P: ok cool

D: yOU LOST THE DOG

P: no

D: PHILIP LESTER

P: Husband of Daniel Lester and father of Alex and Harry Lester

D: you're lucky the kids are home so I won't shout at you

P: thank god

D: so I'll shout at you through messages

P: boo

D: HOW DO YOU LOSE SUSAN

D: HOW DO YOU LOSE A FLUFF BALL LIKE SUSAN

D: HE'S MY TEDDY BEAR THAT I CUDDLE WITH AT NIGHT

P: Hey! I'm right HERE!

D: YEAH YOU ARE BUT THE DOG ISN'T

D: Oh my god Phil

P: don't get mad at me again I've already had enough

D: as long as the dog is safe I'm fine

D: and kanye

D: and the kids

P: and?

D: ... Evan peters?

P: DAN!

D: OH YEAH

D: nick Jonas too mmmmm

P: DAN

P: ONCE AGAIN I'M RIGHT HERE

D: well you're safe anyways

P: hm and I feel so loved

D: you are though babe

P: yup

D: I love youuuu

P: and I love Buffy

P: how does that feel

D: I know you love Buffy

P: I'm blocking you poopy head

D: noooo

D: I love youuuu

P: I love you too ya derp