P: ugh I'm so stressed

D: wish we could turn back time

P: Dan I'm serious

D: to the good old days

P: Dan

D: when our mamas sang us to sleep when we were stressed out

P: you're not getting a blowjob tonight

D: NONONO I'M SORRY

P: you're taking care of the baby while I work

D: come oooonnn

P: yeah come on, jUST DO IT

P: no but babe I really gotta work so

D: oki

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D: babe I'm boored

P: Dan I'm trying to work

P: the baby's crying can you go get em please

D: but I'm taking a shit

P: Dan seriously

D: but

P: no I'm actually serious can you take care of the things while I work please

D: but

P: you know what I am done with you

'Philly♡ has blocked Dannybear ♡'