Hey.

Hi.

Heyyyy.

Hello...

Marci?

Any one home?

Text me, text me. I know you want to text me.

😢

😮

😊

😀😈

😇🙅

💩

What the hell, Bev! YOU LITERALLY BLEW UP MY PHONE! WHAT THE FUCK!

😁 😇 Sorry but I wanted to get your attention and you wouldn't text back. 😝

I wonder why?

Mmm, let's see...

Maybe because...I WAS IN CLASS!

So, what's up?

You mean besides the fact that I'm mug mad off at you at the moment?

I said I was sorry babe. What more can a guy do!?

Go get a life? And maybe a girlfriend while you're at it, eh?

Tsk Tsk Tsk. Harsh.

You deserve it for spamming me. 😡😡😬😠😤😊

Get over it.

Are you still in class?

No. I'm in a bus heading home. 😁

Cool.

Derp.

Okay. Time for the real action. She's not in class and has calmed down her anger for me. So it's all good.

I'm way too young for the ring thing. 😜

Uh, random much.

Do you wanna dance with a king ping?

A what now!?

68 + 1 that's a win win.

You aren't making a drop of sense.

And BTW 68 +1 = 69 lol

Time to slide in like a penguin. 🐧😉😄😇

Literally, what are you saying?

Speaking of penguins, when am I going to get back my Happy Feet key ring? I told you I want it back. It's been literally A MONTH!

We don't need ice, no bling bling.

No hubby, no wife, just a friend thing.

Um, I'm lost.

Make your whole life to the ending. There's no point pretending.

Pretending about what?

Let's be friends...

We. Already. Are. Friends.

With benefits.

Well this is awkward.

Are you serious?

Bevin, you're my friend and all and I love you like a brother, but I think we both know that we can never be anything more than that. Friends. I thought you understood that.

I think I just got friend zoned. As well as brother zoned? Is that a thing? For real?

We can chill...

And Netflix.

Ew.

No strings. Like Hendrix.

Who's Hendrix?

Let's pimp. Like Kendrick.

... 😕😐

Let's go deep into a world that only we can see.

LOL. You sound like an idiot.

They can't touch us, they can't judge us, we're crazy, young and free.

They probably can't, but I'm judging you.

Can I trust you not to love me?

Lmao. I think we've already established that, bud.

Lets be FWB!

FWB!

What does FWB mean?

FWB.

WOW. GEE. THANKS SMARTY PANTS.

68 + 1 that's a win win.

Well I think it's safe to say someone skipped math class. Lmao.

*Hisses teeth* Marci is definitely no fun. She totally ruined this for me. I don't even feel like telling her it's a prank, man. For real.

Oh shut your pie hole. Lol. We both know I aced my math finals. So piss off.

Copying doesn't count. 😁

Fuck off.

I know you would like the chance. 😉😂😇

Haha. Don't get too excited. It was just a prank.

Prank smank.

You're so annoying.

Annoyingly sexy.

Cringe. Barf.

Hehehehe *chokes on spit and dies*

😞😶

LOL. You admitted it hun when you decided you want to boink me.

Gaw! You've really let that get to your head haven't you? It. Was. A. Prank.

False words. Song lyrics in fact!

Denial is always a bitch.

Fuck off. I'm blocking you now. Bye. 👋 👆(I'm flipping you the bird)

Rotffl.

She's such as pain in my ass!

I'm thirsty.