Oh wow, why did I have to be the unlucky one? Couldn't I've gotten something easy, like my ex or something? Although I don't know if my grade school "boyfriend" can be considered my ex! *Laughs*

Eclipse501: What'd you get? It can't be that bad?

*deadpans* Dad.

Eclipse501: Oh the horror!

*Laughs* The struggle is real.

Okay, you know what, I'll just imagine it being my friend, make the most of it, you feel me?

Eclipse501: By all means. I'm just a spectator.

Right.

Okay, I'm not even going for any greeting. Just gonna go straight for the kill.

Bear in mind this might get awkward. My dad can be the most awkward and unpredictable person sometimes. *Chuckles*

And the song that I've picked definitely won't help out the situation. Man I'm nervous. *Laughs awkwardly* Wheew. Okay, here goes nothing.

Daddy...?

Yes, sweetheart what's up?

I have something to tell you...👀 😐

Sher, I'm in a meeting, what is it?

Please promise you won't get mad.

Um, okay... 😦

I can't really promise you anything and I don't know what this is about.

Is it about school? Did you get in trouble at school?

No, daddy...😅

You're starting to make me worry. Should I come home?

NO! 😅 😨 😔

I'm just going to come out and say it...

Well that's all I've been asking for all along.

I just had sex! 🙊🙈

What!?

I just had sex!

I heard you the first time!

I was not expecting that! Please tell me you're joking.

Who did this to you!?

He's saying it like if I did have sex, the person just bound me to the bed and stuck his wiener in there, you know. *Laughs*

Are you playing with me? I'm not in the mood for jokes, Sher.

Tell me he at least wore a condom.

Dad I'm joking. It's just a prank.

I don't believe you.

That's not something someone jokes about. And to their parents of all persons. 😡 👿

It's just a joke, dad. Honest.

What do you take this for, Sher!? I got out of an important meeting because I thought something was seriously wrong with you!

I know dad. I'm sorry.

That won't cut it, young lady.

You and I are going to have a serious chat when I get home later.

But dad!

This conversation is over.

And I'm telling mom!

Oh my God. I'm fucked!

Eclipse501: *meek smile* Sorry?