Hey, I'm Jason, and I'm about to see how my luck turns out for me today as I try to play this prank challenge on a lucky, or rather unlucky someone, whose faith will be decided by a strip of paper in that hat.

Wow.

Eclipse501: How do you feel?

Well *shudders* I'm a bit jittery on the inside. I thought I'd be a tad bit more nervous though.

Eclipse501: *smiles* Well it's best to not feel nervous, I guess. Are you ready?

*Clasps hands over mouth and exhales dramatically* As ready as I'll ever be. Let's do this.

I wonder who I'll get?

*dips hand into hat, and pulls out paper*

Eclipse501: Go on. Open it.

*Opens paper* Okay, now my heart is thumping. Oh shit. Holy mother of all that's earthly. You really set me up didn't you? This can't be coincidental.

Eclipse501: *Curious as fuck* What's on it. What'd you get?

Girlfriend.

Eclipse501: What's so bad about that?

What's so bad about it? Listen, Tara is emotional as hell. The simplest thing can set her off. And, I know she'll probably get mad about this. And probably wanna dump me. And I love my girl, and I ain't about to handle the single life. I just can't deal.

Eclipse501: *Whispers to self* Look who's calling someone emotional. I wonder how they cope with each other. *Clears throat* Come on, it'll be fun. She won't dump you, look at you. Those gorg eyes and cute face.

*Grins*

Eclipse501: And look at that. Who can leave someone who has such a killer smile!? Come on, I bet she's crazy about you. She'll understand.

*Blushes* You shouldn't be saying stuff like that to a guy who's in a relationship. But, okay.

Eclipse501: Yaaaay!

So, um, for my song choice, I choose...Too good by Drake.

Eclipse501: Wow. We're about to see how emotional she can get won't we?

I don't know how long we'll have to wait before she replies though, because she told me last night that she's going to be running some errands today.

So here goes nothing.

Babe, hey.

See, five minutes and no reply.

Hold on, here goes. She's read my text.

She's typing.

Eclipse501: I can see that. Relax, dude.

Hey, Babe. What's up.

I have something to tell you. Something that I've thought about. And I think you should know.

Oh wow. I sound so serious. She's probably already freaking out just from that.

Um, okay. You're kinda scaring me. What is it. Is anything wrong?

She's definitely freaking out. I feel bad already.

I don't know how to talk to you.

What? You talk to me all the time. What's this about?

I don't know how to ask you if you're okay.

Um...??

My friends always feel the need to tell me things...

What the heck. What's that supposed to mean?

Seems like they're just happier than us these days.

Who are you talking about?

Happier than us?

Are you saying you're not happy?

Is that how you've been feeling all along?

Where's this coming from?

How long have you felt this way?

*Laughs nervously* Oh my gosh. Feel my heart. It feels like it's about to explode. She's taking this harder than I thought.

Babe. Jason??

Answer me!

These days, I don't know how to talk to you.

You spoke to me last night.

What're you getting at?

I don't know how to be there when you need me.

What? Of course you do. You're always there for me. Always have been.

It feels like the only time you see me, is when you turn your head to the side and look at me differently.

Wtf.

I'm calling you.

Oh shit. She's calling me!

Hold on real quick, let me just press ignore.

And last night.

???

*Laughs and rubs head* She's calling again.

Why aren't you answering me? I saw that you hung up on me.

What's going on?

I need to talk to you.

I think I lost my patience.

Oh my God! 😔 😦

Last night, I got high as your expectations.

Why are you doing this to me!?

Stop saying things like that.

You know I love you just as you are. For everything you are and more. You know that right...?

I think I just felt my heart crack. Literally.

And you promised me you quit smoking.

Eclipse501: You smoke?

Don't judge.

Eclipse501: But you don't look like a smoker.

Don't be fooled by this cuddly exterior, doll face.

Eclipse501: *Rolls eyes*

Last night...!

I came to a realization.

What's that? Baby please talk to me. 😔

And I hope you can take it.

😓

I hope you can take it, oh!

Please don't do this...

I'm too good to you.

What the heck! You can't possibly be serious right now! Tell me you're joking.

I'm way too good to you...

Smh. Whaaat?

Mate, she's typing a fucking paragraph. I'm practically sweating.

I knew this was just too damn much. I knew you'd come with something like this, although I begged you not to. This is insane. I love you. I let you in even when I was at my weakest. I allowed you to see the best and worst of me, even when mum warned me to be careful. Because I thought you were different. I thought you loved me. But I guess I'm just not good enough!

Noooo! *Drags palm over face* I think I should stop. Can I stop?

Eclipse501: *Shakes head* Sorry. You have to do this. It's getting somewhere, lad.

You take my love for granted.

No. No I do not!

What's gotten into you!?

I just don't understand it.

No, I'm too good to you.

I'm way too good to you.

Please stop going on with this. 😔 😢

You take my love for granted.

I just don't understand it.

Jason, did someone say something to you about me? Because I don't understand. I just can't get my head 'round all of this, eh.

I'm way too good...you...I'm way too... 😔

Please stop saying that!? I can't take it.

I don't know how to talk to you. I just know I find myself getting lost for you.

😔

She sent a single sad emoji, man. I guess I probably shouldn't have added that emoji in my previous text, eh? Oh gosh, I feel bad. Really, really bad.

If I don't have a girlfriend after this, it's ALL your fault. *Laughs awkwardly*

Lately, you just make me work too hard for you!

Don't go there. I DIDN'T MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING! You knew what I was dealing with before you got with me. I told you! I thought you were being sweet because that's who you GENUINELY were.

Yo! This is killing me. Seriously. If you know what she's probably feeling right now, you'd feel sorry for her. I feel like crying. I didn't expect this to go so deep. I've literally, definitely crossed over into dangerous territories.

Oh God, please don't let her break up with me!

Last night, I think I lost my patience.

Last night, I got high as your expectations...

Last night, I came to a realization.

I'm too good to you.

I GUESS I WAS WRONG!!

Baby! Don't get it twisted!

You were just another player on the hit list.

Oh my God! You didn't just say that!

Didn't they tell you that I was a Savage?

I guess not! 😦

Fuck your white horse and a carriage. Bet never could imagine. But I never told you you could have it.

Are you breaking up with me?

Is that it?

You're seriously breaking up with me now? After all we've been through!? And over bloody, fucking text!?

I'm way to good to you.

You know what, if that's how you feel then I guess we really should break up then. It was nice knowing you, Jason. For who I thought you were, ateast.

*at least

Oh shit! No! How can she think that? Is she insane!?

No, baby.

Tara, listen to me.

Listen, baby. Okay?

Forget that.

Forget all of that.

It didn't mean anything. It wasn't real.

???

What?

They were just words okay. Meaningless words. A prank at that. They weren't anything I was feeling. They were lyrics to a song, okay?

I was dared to pull a prank on you.

I don't believe you.

Please, it's true.

You know I wouldn't do that.

Look, you can even look it up on YouTube.

It's there.

A bunch of people do it for fun. And I turned one of those arseholes. I'm sorry.

I love you.

What!? Are you kidding me, Jason?

How could you be so cruel?

I know. I'm sorry.

I didn't think you'd take it so literal.

How was I supposed to know you were texting me song lyrics!? It sounded so real. Sounded like you. Except for the last part when you got really mean.

LOL. I'm sorry.

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

I'm sorry.

I was legit crying in the goddamn car. My face is a bloody mess, right now.

I thought you were breaking up with me. 😔

I'm sorry. I mean it. Please don't break up with me.

Haha. I won't. Fortunately for you.

Did you get a kick out of it then?

I was scared out of my wits.

But I kinda did.

I'm so mad at you right now.

Sorry, babe.

I love you!

Go away 😁

Oh damn, that was something. My heart is in my mouth. Seriously. I can taste the slime.

Eclipse501: Ew! But see, I told you she wouldn't dump you. From what I saw, that girl is crazy about you. You're one lucky guy.

*Blushes* Thanks.

Eclipse501: Thanks for helping to make another chapter of PRANK IT! a success. Now go be with your girl!

*Grins and pulls Eclipse501 into a big hug* You bet.