Puns 61-70

Topic: Insults

-You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

-It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

-If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

-You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!

-You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

-My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

-It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

- If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world

-I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you.

-There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.