Sister: Do we have carrots?

Mum: Yeah.

Sister: Oh, okay *leaves rooms*

Mum: *calling after her* What are you going to do with them? Are you going to eat one?

Me: What? No, she's going to stick them in her eyes! What do you think she's going to do with them!?

Mum: I thought she was going to make a dessert. 

~Later~

Mum: Sticking carrots in your eyes? That was the best you could come up with?

Me: Well, you know, they say carrots help you see better.

Older sister: *breathes heavily*

Mum: Stop