"I'm not going to make any musical references today!"

"I'm going to read a boo-"

"...okay."

"Well, I'll just read a different book!"

"...goddamn it."

"What's today's date?"

"Oh, it's-"

"noPE THAT'S A MUSICAL TOO"

"Man, I'm so stressed! I just need to be more..."

"...chill..."

"GODDAMN IT!"