2:00 PM

Seriously?

yes shower boy, i'm gay :---) surprised?

Do you just not wanna go out with me or something?

nope, i'm gay as fuck.

I call bullshit.

HAHAHA okay, ask kai then

Fine. I will.

Read at 2:05 PM

Alright fine you're gay.

How gay?

hella.

Fuck off. I meant what kind of gay?

you mean do i swing both ways?

Yeah that.

why do you wanna know? ;)

I did ask you to go out with me tonight, you know.

didn't i just tell you you weren't my type?

So you only like girls?

idk, do i?

My god you're annoying why can't you just answer questions like a normal person?

let's just leave it at "you're not my type" :---)

Come on. Go out with me. I know you want to ;)

i like ONLY girls

I don't believe you.

um. are you saying you know more about me than...me?

So I just asked Kai, and she says you're bi.

maybe I told her to tell you that so you'd get false hope and give me room to swoop in and suck your soul out :---)

What are you, 12?

19 actually, thanks for asking

Kai says you're definitely bi.

She also says you're much louder with guys than with girls. ;)

kai needs to ship shoop shut the fuck up :-)

well I say "the fuck away" is where you need to go ;) i'm in class, shut your face

See you later, princess ;)

no you won't, male.

Jesus do you even know my name?

um do i need to know it? also my name is not jesus, it's zoey. stupid male

Call me male one more time, princess. I dare you.

male

:-)

Ass.

Read at 2:30 PM

And my name's Caden.

Read at 2:33 PM

Oh my god you're really fucking annoying you know that?

Read at 2:46 PM

Want pizza for dinner?

sure, you can leave it on the bed thanks :-)

Read at 2:54 PM