1:29 PM

Hi.

who's this?

Your roommate's brother.

omfg

how did you get my number??

ugh kai gave it to you?

Yes I made her. Look I'm sorry about this morning, I was really hungover and my head was all over the place and I just wanted to shower

AND YOU DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK IF THERE WAS ANYONE IN THE SHOWER FIRST???

Er this is why I'm apologizing :)

do you remember anything?

Maybe?

what does maybe mean?

Okay fine no. I don't. Will you forgive me?

if you don't remember anything how do you even know you walked into a shower with me in it?

Kai told me. And threatened to have my balls very slowly and painfully removed from my body if I didn't apologize.

so that's the only reason you're apologizing?

Jesus you have a question for everything wtf

I mean no. :) I really am sorry. :)

sounds half-assed to me :---)

Are you really critiquing my apology right now?

yup

That's how pissed and how petty you are?

yup

It was an A C C I D E N T.

according to this graph, studies show that you're full of shit

I literally just told you it was an accident oh my god

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Like I'd actually get into a fucking shower with you. Sorry princess, you're not my type.

what happened to the apologizing?

I changed my mind. You're fucking annoying.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA there it is

?

now that that's out of the way, did you REALLY not see anything?

FUCKING FINE I SAW YOU NAKED

knew it. :P liar

JESUS YOU'RE THE MOST INFURIATING PERSON I HAVE EVER HAD TO APOLOGIZE TO

and that's only 15 minutes of a conversation with me :) looks like you don't last very long... ;)

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

apology not accepted btw

Fuck you.

mean little caden :---( i'm gonna have to tell kai on you

Haha there's nothing little about me, princess ;)

whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.

Zoey right?

what's it to you?

Go out with me tonight.

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Zoey.

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You're really not gonna reply?

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Two can play at that game, princess.

sorry but you're not my type hahaha

I'm everyone's type.

not mine :---)

Why not?

I'm gay :---)