*is alone with my thoughts*
Brain 🧠: welcome to hell
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Me: *after saying something badass* I'm sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if I have owned you so hard that you are now officially my child.....I'm not happy about it either. In fact I am very disappointed in you.
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Me: forgive and forget? Is that the saying?
JJ: yeah
Me: haha more like resent and remember. *laughs and smiles evilly*
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*groans* these things called "feelings" are ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch!
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Ty: it's a bird
Mom: it's a plane
Momma: It's
Me: *swinging overhead* me. Trying to outrun my feelings. There I go.
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I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I am doing with my life!
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Ty: in brightest day, in blackest night something something green lantern
Me: false it's actually, from the shoulder, beyond the wrist, look out evil, IT'S MY FIST *punches you in the face*
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Ty: Hey
Me: sup *is eating pizza*
Ty: I haven't had pizza in a while-
Me: here call this number *hands Ty a piece of paper*
Ty: *reads the paper* call 1-(800) DID-I-ASK
Me: *walks away with my pizza*
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*something blows up*
Ty: JASON WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!
Me: *looks innocent* what you told me to do....
Ty: and what was that *raises an eyebrow*
Me: my best.
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Mom: answer your phone
Me: gimme a minute. I can't find my phone.
Mom: okay
Mom: you are an awful child. You know you're killing me. You're killing your mother Jason.
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It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown. That's why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass.
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"I may be short but that does not mean you're not about to experience the wrath of a god" Jason 2K 17. Make America mayhem again.
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So, according to my friend, I'm the child of Dick. Anyone else agree or would anyone like to challenge my friends opinion?
  He says that because I used to take gymnastics but I stopped but now I'm kinda getting back to doing gymnastics again and I do gymnastics to calm down....because I'm almost always angry. I managed to go into a back bend and then walk my top half between my legs then pull my body up and go into a handstand then lower my body down into the splits.