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W: The snow is glittery
D: We're all gingerbread men waiting to become part of someone else's snack

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D: Oh my me, I have a god complex!

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W: Are you reading a manga?
D: It's okay, it's a gay manga

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D: I have a question
W: Shoot
W: DID YOU JUST FIRE A GUN

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W: You are such a Slytherin all of the time
D: I'll make my real friends, us cunning folk use any means, to achieve our ends.
D: In other words: shut the fuck up Gryffindor

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D: There comes a time in every mans life when he has to admit to himself that he's become the leader of the biggest gang in the city
W: ...
W: Should I be worried?

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W: There's something I have to tell you
D: Is it nice?
W: Not exactly
D: Then it can wait
W: For how long?
D: Forever and ever

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D: You cant say he didn't have it coming

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W: Where are you?
D: Im not going to New York and not seeing a Broadway show
W: How did you even get it?!
D: Connections babe
D: Connections

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D: You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

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W: Yesterday I swallowed food colouring
W: I'm okay, but I feel like I dyed inside
D: You could be joking or you could be totally serious and I can't tell

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D: Oh my god Wally, you cant just ask people why their evil!

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W: How did you get to be so smart?
D: My wisdom is from experience bitch

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D: I swear if you make one more bisexual joke you're going to out yourself

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W: Are you gay or European?
D: Both

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D: Im not crazy
D: My reality is just different than yours

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W: YES YOU KILLER MOTHERFUCKER DRAG HIM THROUGH THE MUD

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D: And if you look to your left you'll see an alley where a guy was killed to death
W: How do you know where I am in Gotham?
D: I don't

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W: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk enough times ill die

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D: Barbara wears short skirts
D: Artemis weres t-shirts
D: And they're both getting detention because apparently its distracting the boys

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W: Nerd

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D: I don't have a nervous system
D: I am a nervous system

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W: OH MY YOU
W: Barry and the rouges are fighting and I was fighting James and Hartley and they kept giving each other looks and I stepped back- because that is not a fight I want to be a part of- and they started bickering before I hear James yell "I'M STRAIGHT" and Hartley instantly responds with "You weren't yesterday" and I still can't breathe

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D: Well butter my buns and call me Betty Crocker

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W: Bricks are domesticated rocks
D: Are you stoned?
W: Bro

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D: England in the 1800s be like;
D: "This land is my land"
D: "And so is this land"
D: "This is all my land"
D: "And you get no land"

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W: Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name

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D: When I move out im going to hook up speakers to an alarm system so when someone triggers it a recording of Shrek will yell "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"

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W: Would you hit this?
D: With a truck

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D: I'm getting a haircut today
W: Which one?
D: Strand #1380 it's getting longer than the rest

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W: You jumped into my arms when you saw me because you were that excited and it was so adorable and now there's a 98% chance that I'm in love with you

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D: Bruce threatened to leave me in Italy
W: Why?
D: We were at the check-in and the guy reminded us that we weren't allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and- in Italian- I said "oh, looks like I'll have to leave behind my wit" and the guy laughed so hard someone else had to take over his check-in desk

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W: What could possibly go wrong?
D: I'm glad you asked

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D: There's trouble in Tokyo

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W: When you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

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D: Can you even sue the president?
D: Like, what if you tried to sue Obama and you just got a letter back saying "no"
W: Obama isn't president anymore. You need to accept this
D: Whats that? I couldn't hear you over me blocking out the next four years

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W: I was in physics and the teacher asked "how fast dose light travel?" and I mumbled "hella" and the kid next to me heard and she still hasn't stopped laughing

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D: If it's not on the first page of google it doesn't exist

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W: Whats it like in your head?
D: You know that one Kermit meme?

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D: I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with "you know what'll piss people off?"

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W: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU A TRAINED SNIPPER

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D: Jason tried to judge me for using feminine shampoo but I see right through him
D: That boy isn't fooling anyone
D: I see the looks he gives Roy

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W: I can't believe you did that
D I can't believe he thought he could do that

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D: Soul or not, that's funny

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W: Are you still inside?
D: YES!
D: It's cold outside and I can't type with mittens on!

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D: There is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and I cross it every day

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W: How did you just say "yo" sarcastically

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D: No I ain't too flawless
W: Is that possible?
D: And no I ain't the best
W: What are you doing?
D: And no I don't say sorry
W: Oh no
D: and no I ain't perfect
W: Please don't
D: But I am the man
W: Goddamnit Dick

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W: Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
W: Cause thou hast NO CLASS

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D: I don't want feelings, I want new clothes

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W: Are you in the vents?!

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D: On Wednesdays I wear blood

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