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D: Hey, I have a huge announcement for you today
D: I look really cute
D: That's about it

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W: You're a good influence on me
D: What happened?
W: Someone said my clothes look gay today
W: I told them my clothes came out of the closet this morning
D: I read this to my class and everyone is applauding you

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D: Barbara was at the manor this morning and Jason walked into the room without a shirt on and she said "hey topless" and I said "you don't have to rub the fact that he's single in his face, Babs" and Bruce choked on his orange juice

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W: You asshole
D: Cut me some slack man!
D: Its hard work being the emo friend and the gay friend and the hot friend!

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D: When your gay in your house and alone your homolone
W: I actually just threw my phone

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W: You don't go bi to hell or trans to hell
W: You go straight to hell
D: Wake up America

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D: Illuminate confirmed

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W: So...
W: Those five seconds huh?
D: Yeah...

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D: "All gays will go to hell?"
D: Oh no, what will I do... surrounded by nothing but other homosexuals...
D: You win this round, god.

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W: I think I'm getting light headed
D: Me too
D: It's probably from all the spinning
D: We should probably stop
W: We have stopped

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D: If you stay in the closet any longer your going to find Narnia

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W: How many gay jokes are we going to make this chapter?
D: As many as possible

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D: If there's a klance then I'm willing to take the risk
W: Chance?
D: No

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W: How long have you been able to figure skate for?
D: Always, but I started caring on October 5, 2016
W: What happened then?
D: Nothing!!!

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D: Bruce is in a meeting and I'm sitting on the other side of the door and I just heard one of the suits yelling "What do teens like?!? Is it memes?! Memes about skeletons?! Comunisum?!" and I'm pretty sure they can hear me laughing

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W: You, me, and Roy are meeting up with Zatanna and Artemis this June right?
D: Yep, I'm pretty sure Babs is coming too
W: And you're going to do the thing again?
D: I'm going to do the thing

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D: Remember that time we thought we were straight?
W: No
D: Me neither

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W: I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY CAME OUT TO IRIS AND BARRY
D: What?! HOW
W: WE WERE WATCHING TV AND THIS DUDE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW ALL GAYS ARE GOING TO HELL AND I DIDNT WANT TO DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE SO I STARTED TO LEAVE
W: AND BARRY ASKED ME WHERE I WAS GOING
W: AND I SAID "to hell apparently"
W: WHAT HAVE I DONE
D: DUDE HAHAHA

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D: Touch my cake and I will cut you

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W: Can you imagine if you got stuck in an RPG?
D: Heh
W: Oh no

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D: Jason tripped over an ice cube and yelled: "this is JUST like the Titanic!"

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W: I'm here to save you, man
D: Nah, this place has wifi

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D: Imagine the movie Grease but with lesbians
W: Imagine every movie but with lesbians
D: I like the way you think. You're hired.

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W: Hey man, no hetero, but Artemis's hair looks really nice today
D: I'm telling her you said that
W: I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU

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D: I have approximate knowledge of many things

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W: I'm half naked, guess which half
D: The left half
W: Yeah

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D: I walked into the classroom and said "I'm here, I'm queer, I wanna go home" and my teacher said "same" and we haven't broken eye contact in twenty minutes

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W: Do you think every president goes through an awkward first few weeks in the office when they're not sure when's the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
D: You are literally sitting next to a martian and a kryptonian

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W: They call me coffee cause I grind so fine
R: They call me coffee cause I'm up till 2 am
D: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of me
W: Do you guys need hugs?

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W: And they lived happily ever after
W: Hashtag the end

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D: It's four am but I snuck out and now I'm buying peanut butter from a Walmart with rainbow socks on and if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know then I don't know what will

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W: I CANT BELIEVE YOU TRICKED KLARION INTO SAYING 'WHATS UP DOG' YOU BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF TRASH

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D: Probably not yet

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W: DICK NO
D: DICK YES

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D: Skates are just knife shoes
W: dude

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W: Why did everyone we know refer to you as "Queen Robin"
D: I hacked the system

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D: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A BLACKBERRY

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W: WE ARE IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE

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D: Hey, if it's those guys are from S.H.I.E.L.D can you tell them I'm busy? I already told them they have the wrong universe and I don't care if I'm their best agent I have things to do
W: Yeah, should I tell them my name is things too?
D: Go for it

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W: What do you have?
D: A KNIFE
W: NO

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D: I want snuggles but all life ever gives me is struggles
W: I'll give you snuggles

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W: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU A MEME
D: Since the press caught me scaling the school wall to ditch

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D: Disney marathon?
W: Disney marathon

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W: So, what's it about?
D: Gays in space
W: And the other?
D: Gays in skates

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D: I put the hot in psychotic

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W: Back by unpopular demand: Me

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D: Me? Desperate for attention? Yes. Absolutely. Definitely. Give me attention.

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W: You know manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?
D: Of course I know
D: The questions is, how do you know?

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D: The bags under my eyes are Gucci

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W: I'm so fresh they call be Febreze

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D: Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee

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W: You know what sucks?
D: Roy
W: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
D: Black holes
W: ...You what isn't cool?
D: Lava
W: You

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