---- [W -> D] ----

W: Why dose everyone always assume the worse of me?
D: It saves time

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D: A little gasoline... a blowtorch... no problem
W: We are not doing that

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W: Remember that time we set the school gym on fire to get Bruce and Clark together?
D: Ah, the good old days

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D: Your questioning my methods
W: I'm not questioning, I'm saying it's stupid
D: Well Then
D: Somebody needs a happy meal

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W: You are so weird
D: You have no idea

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D: I didn't do it!
W: Then why are you laughing?!
D: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius

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W: The universe may not always be fair, but at least it has a hell of a sense of humour
D: You call me being locked in a freezer with nothing but frozen hamburgers funny!?

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D: You couldn't even handle me if I cam with instructions
W: I couldn't handle you were the instructions man

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W: I'm so glad you could come
D: Cut the crap, get me a drink

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D: You make no sense to me
W: Welcome to my life

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D: I made a new friend today
W: Real or imaginary?

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W: Damn, your strong for a little thing

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D: Do me a favour... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything stupid
W: No problemo man

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W: I feel like a freaking soccer mom

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D: I didn't steal it
D: I permanently borrowed it

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W: You like the De Vinci code, but harder to crack
D: Why thank you

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D: Pull out my headphones and I'll pull out your lungs

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W: Such evil in such a little thing
D: <3

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D: Well, this is fun
W: Dude, pay attention, we are trying to hide a body

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W: Haha, it's like we finish each other's sss-
D: Ssssss
D: SSSSATAN WILL RISE

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D: Clone Shiro better back the fuck up

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W: Excuse me, I demand your undivided attention
D: You couldn't handle my undivided attention

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D: Okay, but I had this dream.
D: So Shrek turned into a girl ogre because... I don't know.... and he/she asked Fiona if she was okay with that and she said "Of course, I'm bishreksual" and I woke up laughing and crying.

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W: Dude, what's up with people talking about a 'behind the scenes' you?
D: No idea

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D: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and burst into a thousand bats to get away from social situations
W: And you say your not a vampire
D: I never said that

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W: Whatcha doing?
D: Testing theoretical physics
D: You?

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D: I could kill a god
W: You are a god
W: You did an entire push-up

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W: My name is not Flash boy- either call me Kid Flash or call me nothing
D: Okay- Nothing

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: There was something that prevented me from having friends when I was a kid
W: It might have been your personality
D: Don't be like that West
D: It was definitely his personality

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W: Your smiling, did something good happen?
D: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
R: Jason tripped and fell in the parking lot

---- [W -> D] ----

D: The only thing I deem reliable are cats, cash... that's about it

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W: Remember that time we had a snowball fight on a pond and I fell through?
D: Remember that time I walked across a lake with no problems whatsoever?

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D: Do you ever just see something that changes your whole life and your like huh
W: I saw you
D: Honestly that's so gay and sweat and it makes this awkward cause I was gunna show you a picture of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

D: Sorry I'm late, I was going things
W: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

---- [W -> D] ----

D: What colour are my eyes?
W: The colour of the ocean after a storm
D: Which is...?
W: Beautiful

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: So, how did you guys get into a car accident?
D: Well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road that Wally didn't see, so, I shouted 'Wally, deer!'...
W: ...
D: You wanna tell RoyToy what your response was?
W: .... 'Yes, Honey?'

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D: I'm suspended
W: Again?
D: Well, this guy randomly said "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"
D: So I threw a dictionary at him

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W: IM IN ITALY AND I CAN'T TIE MY SHOELACES

---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----

R: So, do you and Wally have pet names?
W: What?! Absolutely not! We're not even together!
R: Alright, alright
R: Hey, what's that thing that bees make?
W: Honey?
D: Yes, mon amour?
R: Don't ever fucking lie to me again

---- [W -> D] ----

W: Please close your legs man
W: Please
D: I want the camera to get my best side

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D: Well slap my ass and call me Bridget look at this motherfucking ancient ass kingdom. Jesus take a look at those majestic goddamn eyebrows fuck they are like coming off his head to punch you in your stupid face. You want some fucking culture? Oh, shit son, you are not ready for this fuckers poetry. His authors are fucking hardcore. Sit your bitch ass down in that rocking chair and hearken to the fucking tale of ancient mariner hell. Yeah, fucking zombies on that fucking boat. This poetry's so extreme your monocles gonna bust the fuck off and your gonna shit your tweed pants. What about Shakespeare bitch. (That's the bard if you're nasty) aw hell yeah you know some suckers gonna lose everything he loves fuck yes shit 'bout to get real. THAT'S RIGHT BITCHS ENGLANDS ALL ABOUT BEING EXTREME YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA NEED SOME TEA WHEN YOUR DONE RIPPING YOUR BODICE OVER MR. FITZWILLIAM SEX BOMB DARCY FUCK YEAH

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