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D: Wally
D: What if
D: Instead of that
D: I just rewatch the entire show in one night
W: Dude you can't watch four seasons of Buzzfeed Unsolved in one night
D: Was that a challenge

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W: Th3y cha;ged th3 keybo4ed And 8 c@nt &ucking t6pe

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D: I still want a divorce by the way
W: What did you say? You want a horse? Oh well-

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R: Dick and Wally sniping from a tree
R: K.I.L.L.I.N.G

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D: IM JUST TRYING TO SIT HERE AND EAT MY WAFFLES AND YOU JUST FUCKING D I S R E S P E C T E D ME

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W: Why would you do that?
D: I just got so emo I fell apart

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D: Listen, West, who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence

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W: Dick It's 1 am what are you doing?
D: I'm writing

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D: I NEED TO CALL 911 BUT THE 9 ISNT WORKING
W: TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN AND USE THE 6

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W: NOT TODAY SATAN

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D: Okay, hear me out
D: A demon and Ricky Goldsworth walk into a bar

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W: You need to react when people cry!
D: I did. I rolled my eyes

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D: I would honestly pay for a "Father Thomas reacts to Buzzfeed Unsolved" video
D: And we both know I could pay a lot

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W: I swear to god if you don't stop quoting One Direction I'm going to throw you off a roof

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D: Listen, like a queen would say;
D: "I am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog"

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W: It's not gay if it's a confort scene

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D: Honestly Shane putting Ryan into the Hot Daga by seamlessly clipping together his voiceovers is the biggest power move I have ever seen

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W: Idk, spooky stuff

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D: No chick flick moments
W: Alright, jerk
D: Bitch

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W: Sorry, took nyquil at like 1am last night and slept all day
D: That's literally the stupidest thing you've ever said to me

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D: Medammit, you've got me monologuing

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W: Dude
W: Here's some light reading for you
W: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity

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D: HAHAHA
D: You think you're funny

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W: I want to die
D: Mood

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D: Miss me with that gay shit

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W: It says dick I saw it. It says dick
W: My mistake I can't read

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R: I scream, you scream,
W:...For icecream
D: *Cause we're terrified

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W: Fucking passport in here
W: This is a deep hat!

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D: |-/

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W: Yeah, last I seen him he was down in the forest
D: FUCKING WARN ME
D: TRIGGER WARNINGS EXSIT FOR A REASON
W: At least I didn't mention Northern-

The following text has been censored and removed to prevent further yeemo triggers. Thank you for understanding.

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D:Bombs are flying
D:People are dying
D:The whole world's gone to hell
D: How's your day been?
W: I'm SUPER, thanks for asking!

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W: Hey, that's pretty odd

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D: Find yourself a man who hasn't killed you yet because of your hot dog fanfiction and takes you ghost hunting 
W: Go to bed

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W: Why are you so petty?
D: *pretty

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D: What did we do to deserve Brendon Urie?
W: I ask myself that question every single fucking day

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W: Do you want coffee?
D: We know more about space than we do about the ocean
W: Do you want coffee?
D: When you snap the sound comes from your middle finger hitting your palm
W: ...
W: Dammit, I didn't ask for deep facts I asked if you wanted some flipping coffee!
D: ...
W: ...
D: You can't breathe and drink at the same time
W: DAMMIT

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D: I'm a good person.
D: I don't deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual.

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W: Leonardo DiCaprio is neither a Leo nor a Capricorn, he's a Scorpio and that pisses me off
D: Leonardo Descorpio

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D: You didn't fucking pay the power bill, did you?
R: Nope
W: You know what this means!
D: ~when your lights don't work like they used to before-

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W: Everyone who writes their 7's with little dashes through them had a conscious moment of truth were they actively chose to write then 7 in that way and never stopped doing it
W: Like, if you can't clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

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D: HOLY SHIT
D: I'M AT ROY'S PLACE AND HIS NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND
D: I'M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE'S NOT SHOUTING BUT I THINK HE JUST TOLD HER HE'S GAY AND HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND
D: UPDATE. UPDATE
D: HE'S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER
D: SON OF A BITCH THIS IS LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE

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W: Is it just me or has your emo increased??
D: No idea what you're talking about

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D: Walk in2 da club like wut up I got a big
D: Fear of social settings so I'll be going...

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W: I swear to you if I hear you quote Dan Howell one more time-
D: Listen, it turns out my life is just a long series of events where I have made myself look stupid

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D: KiNkY

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W: I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.
D: NOW WHO'S QUOTING DAN HOWELL

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D: Wally
W: Yeah...?
D: I met Beyoncé 

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W: STOP TELLING STRANGERS ON THE STREETS THAT YOUR A JACKET SLUT
D: NOT UNTIL IT MAKES THE NEWS

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D: Listen
D: A fish can be a fucking turtle if he wants to be
D: Don't spoil his dreams

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W: Yo, since when do you have Roy's deleted Instagram pics
D: I've seen things

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D: I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'

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W: When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash

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D: wtf even is my sexuality
D wtf even is your sexuality

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W: I don't need to go to college I can learn anything I want through YouTube tutorials

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D: Wow, I probably shoulda stayed inside my house

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W: STOP SENDING ME VOLTRON MEMES
W: I GET IT SEASON SIX HAS YOU SHOOK
W: BUT ITS FOUR AM AND YOU NEED TO SLEEP

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D: Fuck you, I only reblog the dankest of memes

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