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D: I used to be a very happy person, like six years ago before I met you
W: You used to be happy?!

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W: ROY! Was Dick ever happy?
R: When
W: That's what I'm saying!
D: No one believes me! I was happy before you!

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W: Do you know how many people would fucking kill another person to be you?
W: I would fucking kill Roy to be you
D: Why not fucking kill me to be me?!
R: Dickie, to be honest, I would wanna be you
D: Why
R: Cause it'd be a fun challenge to get myself out of the little rut your in
R: I feel like you need to find something fun to do, like have you ever went skydiving?
D: Once, and it sucked so-
R: What do you mean?
D: Well they made me wear a parachute

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D: If this weren't a comedy, we'd be dead for sure!

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W: Someone came to you and they said we're gonna kill your father or you give up alcohol for the rest of your life, what would you do?
R: Take a shot of whiskey and high-five Ollie goodbye

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D: My Weebs, my Weebs, my Weebs I am excited TODAYYY

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R: If you could switch lives with anyone in this room, who would you switch lives with?
D: Probably Wally
R: Why Wally?
D: Cause he's probably gonna die soon
W: What the fuck

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D: Hi, and welcome to Dick's Evening Advice Department (DEAD)™, for all the depressed and repressed teens who are sad and suffering, tonight's lesson- drum roll, please- is...
D: Make your bed, you fucking heathen

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W: Lets put you in a situation, okay?
W: You're a little kid, your moms not watching you, your at the zoo, you fall into the gorilla pit, what's next?
D: Try to find some way to make the gorilla kill me
W: No, okay, a new situation.
W: Your on an airplane it's going down they tell you to buckle up and put your head down, what do you do next?
D: I unbuckle and stand up
W: No-
W: Okay, Roy, you're at the zoo with your family, your parents left you unattended and you fall into the gorilla pit, what's next
R: I wait for the gorilla to kill me
W: NoOoO
D: That's what I said!

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D: Are you saying it for the camera or are we really going to the E.R.???

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W: So I bought a couple of scorpions and as for the last twenty minutes I think I lost one
D: Oh no, he's right here on my arm. I figure maybe he'll get angry and he'll sting me and I'll die
W: Dick I hate to break it to you, but they're not poisonous
D: Well What the fuck

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D: So if 1 + 2 = the square numeration of a quadratic duck, then we get the circumference of dat ass!

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W: I'm the only happy one out of the group
W: You guys are both, like, equally sad
W: Where'd you guys meet?!
W: At like, a funeral that wasn't someone either of you guys knew? You guys were just hanging out?
D: We just go just to sit there and be sad

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D: Favourite anime troupe?
W: Glasses characters who have a ridiculous amount of glasses

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W: Dick walks into the room instead of someone saying "what's up" they say "what's wrong"

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D: Oh you think your life is hard? Try being a gay rat living in France who hates your dad and just wants to cook

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W: I will use my "a" to make "at"
R: I will add onto your "at" to make "rat"
D: I will add onto your "rat" to make "biostratigraphic"

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D: I throw my hands up in the air
D: Sometimes,
D: Singing 'Ayo...'
D: DESPACITO

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W: WHY THE FUCK IS THE BIRD BRAIN SQUAWKING ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE.
D: WHY ARE YOU EATING A BELL PEPPER WHOLE YOU HEATHEN?!

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D: WHY ARENT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
W: What does that even mean?!

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W: Can you get me out of it?
D: Yes
D: Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd chose to do nothing
D: But, I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing
D: I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done

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D: Shoto "King of temp play" Todoroki

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W: How are you with math homework?
D: I'm a supercomputer, Wally. I'm made of math.

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D: KNSJBNA;EN;MVLFN TODAY IS YOUR DEATH DAY YOUR GINGER BITCH.

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W: My bacon's extra crispy, my eggs are full-grown, I've only got one plate because I'm all fUCKING ALONE

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D: Wait, what do you mean you're not coming to my tea party? WALLY I MADE BISCUITS

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W: My favourite colour is blood

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D: What do you call a speedster with no friends?
W: Don't you dare
D: .......Wally

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W: MAKE SOMETHING WORTHWHILE YOU SERPENT

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D: OKAY
D: I was hanging out with the fam, right? And outta nowhere poor, innocent, totally-faking-cluelessness Tim looks at Jason and says "What does BDSM stand for?" I choked on my drink and Babs was about to answer him right? Only, before she can an oblivious Jason slams his hands on the table and screams "BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING"

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W: I like it when Tybalt tells Mercutio to "have at thee boy" because it's like a really old-timey "try me bitch"

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D: Welcome to my meet or great, motherfucker

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W: Find a penny, pick it up. All-day long, you'll have good luck!

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D:  I have a feeling I'm going to be that one man who sees an abandoned bird and says "let's give it a knife and train it to fight"

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W: Hello Police?!
D: 911, what's the emergency?
W: Help! My friend is dying in the living room!
D: Pff I guess it's not a living room anymore

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D: Check it out, as of right now
D: I'm blonde, I'm skinny, I'm rich, and I'm a little bit of a bitch

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W: Jeepers!
D: Zoinks!
W: Ruh-roh!
D: Jinkies!
R: I fucking hate both of you

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D: Once a long time ago, my parents died, but it's okay, I bought some more. 'cause I have money
D: Haha
D: Rich!

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W: There's something very intricate and very artistic about slamming your face into the concrete

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D: I beg your fucking pardon

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W: Hmm the plan is going according to plan

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D: WHY DIDN'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE VASEEEE

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W:  Were you listening in on my flashback?
D: I listen in on everything, Wally
D: You owe me too much money to complain

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D: I am going to destroy her physically, emotionally, mentally, and of course, financially

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W: The fuck is this
W: The fuck is that
W: The fuck is- WUAGH

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D: If you have to ask how much, you can't afford it

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W: Is everyone alright?!
D: Everyone who matters

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