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W: Ding dong you are wrong

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D: Next to watching Tim trip over his own shoelaces and fall down four flights of stairs, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me

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W: I'm feeling a feeling that feels the way a chocolate chip muffins smell

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D: I just walked into this party and someone called dibs

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W: Hey, Dickie, can you tell me the opposites of these words?
W: Always, coming, from, take, me, down
D: Never, going, to, give, you, the fucking satisfaction

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D: Any headphones are noise-cancelling if your music is loud enough-

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W: I am the smartest, most skilled in this group
D: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine
W: I paid for my Cheetos. I'm getting my Cheetos

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D: You are my fire
D: The one desire
W: Believe when I say
R: I want it that way

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W: Let's start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now
D: Stabby
W: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an activity... that I hope you don't do to me
W: See, an emotion is more of a feeling
D: Well maybe I feel stabby
W:...
W: So sculpting
W: Why don't we come up with an idea for a sculpture we can all build together
R: A knife
W: NOOO
W: Let's think of something big and not deadly

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D:

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W: What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
R: Disappoint my parents
D: Turn my swag on
D: Take a nap
R: Men
R: Regret it
D: Wash off the blood from the previous nights' kill
D: You can't wake up if you never go to sleep
R: Cry internally, cry externally, cry eternally
D: Hug my boyfriend and say I love you... *pillow, I hug my pillow
R: 7 am, waking up in the morning, I have to be fresh and go downstairs, then I'll get-
D: I lay in bed for another hour, unable to move, dreading having to face another day of my petty existence, going through the motions set out by society, never making a significant mark on the world
W: You okay there buddy?

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D: Wally how do I destroy my enemies
W: You shouldn't make enemies, you should let things go and start over, never hold onto anger
D: Roy how do I destroy my enemies

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W: How many times are you and Babs going to sing your version of baby its cold outside?
D: "I really can't stay" "baby its cold outside" "I have to go away" "I'm gay and you'll die outside"

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D: Oh, come on. What's the harm in us just... taking a look around?
W: With this group? Clearly, you haven't been paying attention

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W: YOU'RE ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS WITH DEATHSTROKE THE TERMINATOR

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D: Slade is my enemy, but it turns out Slade is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Slade is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy, So, actually, Slade is my enemy. But-

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W: What's the biggest issue in your life right now?
D: Bakudeku or Tododeku
W: Fight about it in the comments

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R: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of getting stuck with you brats
W: THERE ARE 8 PLANETS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
D: VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

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W: Prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career than prepare for retirement then your dead
D: Then prepare for the skeleton war

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D: You can run, you can hop, skip, and jump, you can even shimmy, but you can't hide from Robin

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W: Top reasons to get married?
D: Firmly saying "that's my man!" then knocking someone out in one punch
W: ...
D: And love, I guess

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D: What if "It's Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are both about the same event but from different perspectives
W: I'm literally begging you to stop

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W: Guys, what's two plus two?
D: Four.
W: Great job Dick, your the smartest one in our group.
R: That's not fair, Dick is-
D: Shut up, crybaby

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D: Okay, you know what? I'm happy I can't feel because I'd be seriously hurt by your harsh words

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W: Why was six afraid of seven?
D: I'd assume it is because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be very intimidating so-
W: Because seven ate nine
D: Oh

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D: Roy's so old, watch this!
D: Hey Roy, what's your favourite superhero?
R: Oh, I don't know Dickie... Probably X-Man.
W: Roy, you're so dumb and old, The X-Men is a team
R: Actually, Wally, I was talking about Nate Grey. The alternate universe Cable who took the name 'X-Man' in his original run in '95. Read the comics you fucking casual.
W: ...

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W:┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
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Love & respect all women
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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D: Hi yes, excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lady and saviour Barbara Gordon?
W: Hi, I have a moment to talk about our lady and saviour Barbara Gordon.

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W: Kill me, please
R: Mood
D: Big mood

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W: Friend
D: Yes?
W: I have a question
D: Yeah?
R: Hoe don't do it
W: Do you know what it feels like to chew 5 Gum(™)?
R: Oh my god

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D: *Careless Whisper Plays in the Background, But it's on Kazoo*

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R: Yo man, my life's about three things
R: Gettin' money
R: Gettin' laid
R: And the Dewey Decimal System

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W: Dude, what are you doing?
D: Revelry in the dark

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W: You walk into a room to find that the only way to escape is to write the name of a real person on a slip of paper. This will kill them. What do you do?
R: Sir? SIR! You only need to write one name!
D: Sir, stop that. I SAID STOP THAT! You can't write your own name!

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D: *to the tune of 'The Final Countdown'* It's a mental break down!
W: *off-key kazoo*
R: After vine died we were reduced to text form vines.

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D: If it's 1 or 1,000 sins you're still being sent to hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend?

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D: Error 404Your haiku could not be found, try again later

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W: If cows go moo, and cats go meow, and dogs go woof, and ducks go quack, what is the designated sound humans make?

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D: Based on the statistical evidence, I'm immortal.
W: How so?
D: I haven't died yet.

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W: I think turtles are a big threat to our national security.
D: May I ask why?
W: No.

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W: OMG I just figured out the word hurt'! It's past, present, and future!
W: You will be hurt
W: You are hurt
W: You were hurt
W: Because if something truly hurt it never stops hurting!
R: You poetic little piece of-
D: It does not change because it is an adjective Wally. It doesn't change because it's an adjective.

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D: Petition to rename eleven to onety-one.
W: I'm in.

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